This a series of pages full of tips and strategies for how to deal with the Twilight-verse.
“Reading the Twilight books is a difficult and perilous task. However, it can be done, if done...How to read Twilight without losing IQ points
“Unfortunately, Twiparents do exist. Twidads are significantly rarer than Twimoms, but they...How to deal with your Twitard parent(s)
“Welcome to Frozen Apples' handy how-to pages. If you or someone you know is having...Frozen Apples' "How To" Pages
“There are, in fact, Twitard teachers. Most of these are the fresh-out-of-the-tin, "I'll make a...How to deal with a Twitard teacher
“There are two ways for that to happen. Even though Meyer ruined it for every sane person, there...How to take the word "chagrin" seriously again.
“Yes, it can happen, your siblings can fall to Twilight. If this happens, here's what to do: Oh...How to deal with your Twisibling
“Simple statements like "Vampires don't sparkle.", "Jacob is a pedo" or "Forks isn't rainy." can...How to deal with a twitard
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