How do you like these apples?
dazzlemethis.wordpress.com/ is a blog created by a user who goes by the name of Kate (yes, she wasn't too happy with Kate). She reviews all four books with a variety of fun quotes. One such quote: "Every time you pick up this book, an innocent thesaurus is brutally deflowered. (+1 Thesaurus Rape)"
As she states herself, she is proudly proving that the Twilight Saga, by Stephenie Meyer, is an epic fail.