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February 24 2009

Stephenie Meyer appears in Vogue.

February 18 2009

Nuttymadam has a new video.

February 11 2009

Robert Pattinson knows how to handle stalkers.

February 7 2009

Stephen King says Stephenie Meyer can't write.

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Featured article: Twilight

Twilight is the inaugural book in the eponymously named series. In it, we're introduced to our plucky young protagonist Bella. She has made the selfless decision to exile herself to the shit-hole of Forks, Washington (why is it a shit-hole? Because it IS RAINY!!!) to live with her dad, so that her ditzy mom can run off with a minor-league baseball player. And no, that doesn't make any more sense in the book. When Bella arrives in Forks, we find that her ~~loving~~ not verbose and ~~generous~~ lame-ass father has bought her a car (which Bella decides is actually okay, considering). We also find that he is incapable of living in a house (he can't feed himself, clean or do laundry), setting up one of the big themes of the Twilight series- single people are useless. The next day, poor, plain, formerly friendless Bella arrives in school to find she is the most popular person there. Everyone wants to know her, all the guys are falling over themselves to help her (to be met with nothing but disdain)- clearly, Bella's worst fears from the previous night had ~~not~~ come true. That is, until she saw...them, particularly him. This first encounter is followed by about 300 pages of nothing, until a plot shows up during a game of vampire baseball.

The rest, as they say, is history. Or, I should say, literary carnage.