Although not even a year old, this Wiki has already seen its fair share of sabatoging, vandalism and angry Twazis expressing their disgust with us on talk pages. Previously, my course of action has been to block the culprits for a year, and then erase their edits.
It has come to pass, though, that some of the little improvements made by the Twazis are just too funny not to share with all of you. Thus, I post this little gem that appeared on TwilightSucks.Com page:
"okay if u dont like twilight den dats fine. yes we may be totaly crazy chicks who obbsess over dis book but SERIOUSLY .just because u dont lik it means your opinion is supirior. we can lik wat ever we like! and if we want to think dat every thing in dis world is about twilight and u dont lik it u can go deal with dat"
LOLOLOLOL. And you wonder why I write the FAQs in fangirl troll speak?
Here are some earlier ones. This one can still be found here:
"twilight is a love story, and although there are bound to be critics, i am personally i twilight fan, and at least twilight is not a repeat of harry potter. vampire-human relationships are not something thats been written about. i think though, that the true twilight fans greatly out number the critics, and that if they dont like twilight, they dont have to. personally though, im neither an edward fan or a jacob fan. i prefer jasper. and i havnt seen the movie yet."
Really? Yeah, all those annoying stories about a boy in a wizard school. They're EVERYWHERE! (note sarcasm) Vampire/Human relationships are something that hasn't been done? What, did watching Buffy require too much thinking? Or how about Zoey and Heath in "House of Night" series? Or Raven and Alexander in "Vampire Kisses" series? Maybe "Vampire Academy", where half of the charcters only exist because of these romances? Gee, Vampire/Human has NEVER been done before! Ttly orijinal idea, Stephie!
This was added to Carlisle's page, and can still be seen under History:
"FUCK YOU TWILIGHT SAGA HATERS! assholes"
I see we've gone with a classic.
From the Cullens page:
"even though edward cullen rocks!!!!!!!!"
From Jacob Black (changed to Jacob Black is a piece of fox dung)(not that I disagree):
"ha ha ha ha ha i deleted one of your longest articles!!
OMG WHAT SHALL I DO??? THERE'S NO WAY I CAN ROLLBACK EDITS OR ANYTHING.
This was found on the Volturi page:
>I read part of this site and found all it did was bash the Twilight characters and Stephanie Myer! Your welcome for the warning and I edited it so that it's not bashing the characters so much.Hope it's more pleasent for all of us Twilight lovers to read!184.108.40.206 02:24, February 14, 2011 (UTC)Lauren<
HAHAHA WAY TO MISS THE ENTIRE POINT YOU MORON! IT'S MEANT TO EXPOSE JUST HOW MUCH OF A FAIL YOUR PRECIOUS BELOVED SERIES IS!