Welcome to Meyerland (also known as Meyerworld), the twisted alternate reality that Stephenie Meyer lives in. It's quite the messed up place, to say the least.
- Meyer is the greatest writer
on the entire planetIN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE !!
- Suicide IS EXTREMELY ROMANTIC, and the only logical thing to do when a loved one dies.
- Blondes are terrible, nasty people.
- Vampires don't die when exposed to sunlight; THEY SPARKLE!!edward!
- Twilight is
a mockery of love storiesTHE BEST LOVE STORY EVER!!11! All other love stories are much better than this pile of trashSUCK IN COMPARISON TO ITS GREATNESS!!11!!11!
- Love for another person is based solely on their looks, wealth and popularity.
- Physical and emotional abuse are completely fine, especially when male on female.
- All of Smeyer's characters exist and one day Edward (or Jacob) will come and take her away from her
luckypoor husband, Poncho (Meyer has said herself that if her completely fictional characters ever came knocking, she would dump her husband without ever looking back. Of course, her almost freehusband thinks it's a joke).
- Pedophilia and child grooming are also just fine. There's nothing wrong or illegal about them.
- Book leaks are the worst thing ever. If a book gets leaked, its okay to cry about it and never finish the book (unless you want to finish it to rake in some more cash). After all, who cares about all those fans who wanted the book?
- EVERYONE WHO SPURTS CRITICISM ABOUT STEPHIE'S BOOKS IS JUST A BIG FAT MEANIE!! THEY JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HER GENIUS!
- Raping science and logic is okay if it helps her to explain something in her books.
- Meyer is better than any other human being on the planet, or anywhere else for that matter.
- Centipede Aliens R ZOMFG BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE!!!, and is absolutely fine if they steal your body in a fate worse than death.
- Writing a book based off of your
wetdreams is fine. It's also fine if some publishers reject it, they're just big jerks who don't understand the sheer brilliance of your scribbles on paperbooks!
- Homosexuals don't exist
because Mormonism says it's wrong because Meyer's a homophobebecause THEY DON'T!!sparklysparkly!! *shifty eyes*
- It's perfectly ok to ruin young teenage girls' minds and ruin classic villains.
- Romeo and Juliet was a
tragedy satireLOVE STORY! Also, the Twilight books are WAY better than it.
- It's okay to fuck up your own logic, just as long as your protagonist gets everything she could ever want!
- Child marriage is
abhorrent, perverted and wrongperfectly fine, because of TWU WUV!
- In Meyerland it's
really stupidfine enough to not do research because it's fantasy.
- It's also
f#cking stupid and annoying as Sh#ttooootally okay to break your own rules and not follow them because you are not complete as a woman without a baby.
As you can see, Meyer has some pretty serious mental issues. Please Stephie, just wise up, get some help (and stop writing the damn things you call literature). The world will be a MUCH better place if you do. [[Category:Article stubs]