This is a page on the things that kick Twilight on its ass

  1. Halo
  2. Star Wars
  3. Harry Potter
  4. Lord of the Rings
  5. Pixar movies
  6. Mass Effect
  7. Starcraft
  8. Batman
  9. Superman
  10. Star Trek
  11. Doctor Who
  12. Primeval
  13. Mortal Kombat
  14. Super Sentai
  15. Indiana Jones
  16. Hunger Games
  17. The Buffy/Angel universe
  18. Any movie by Tim Burton
  19. Real life(incomplete without it's Mythologies, Legends, and Conspiracy Theories)
  20. Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Buddhism, Hinduism, and pretty much every other major world religion
  22. Final Fantasy
  23. Pokemon
  24. Sailor Moon
  25. Barbie (Think about it; she's an entrepreneur, doctor, vetrinarian, chef, and a whole slew of careers. She also takes care of Kelly on her own.)
  26. Most Dreamworks movies
  27. Bleach
  28. Dragon Ball
  29. Digimon
  30. The Legend of Zelda
  31. Mario
  32. James Bond
  33. Xenomorphs
  34. Ellen Ripley
  35. Death Note (Because both Light Yagami and L are justice when it comes to hating Twilight!)
  36. Walt Disney Classics (Yep, even Home on the Range has more balls than Twilight)
  37. Professor Layton
  38. Kirby
  39. 4kids, Johnny Test and every crappy thing you can think of
  40. Godzilla
  41. Nostalgia Critic
  42. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
  43. Animal Jam
  44. PIXAR movies
  45. Frozen
  46. MY MOM
  47. Aoba and his 5 boyfriends (Even Clear has more balls than Twilight.)

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