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There are a few, very few, people in this and other worlds, real or imagined, who ARE allowed to sparkle, and who must be horribly offended to have these vampire-wannabe-shitheads encroaching on their sparkly turf. These people/creatures/things are listed below:

  1. Faires
  2. Pixies
  3. Adam Lambert
  4. K-pop, J-pop, and C-pop stars, male or female
  5. Cans of glitter
  6. Anyone who does NOT belong to the category "living dead".
  7.  Alex Louie Armstrong (from Full Metal Alchemist) and his family (sparkles has been passed down in Armstrong family for generations!!!!!!!)
  8. Every member of the Ouran High School Host Club.
  9.  Glitter Glue
  10.  Teddie...you know, the guy who went bear-zerk (*cricket*)
  11.  Michael Jackson (because he wore a sparkling suit once... and it was pretty damn cool.)
  12. Drag queens
  13.  Lady Gaga
  14.  Little girls between the ages of 3 and 13
  15.  Disco balls
  16. Glitter gloss
  17. Elton John
  18. Navi
  19. Tinker Bell
  20. The Goblin King, Jareth (and his magical crotch)
  21. RuPaul. (C'mon, he'd look FABULOUS)
  22. Sailor Moon
  23. Perez Hilton
  24. Len Kagamine
  25. Austria
  26. Ke$ha (In her case, she desperately needs it)
  27. Keiichi "K" Maebara (Or, his eyes. He will bishie you into being a man, so he needs the sparkle)
  28. Barbie
  29. Ken (What? You think those two broke up for no reason? Yeah, me either.)
  30. Disney Princesses
  31. Key from SHINee (Yeah, I did already say K-pop stars, but let's face it, the man out-Diva's everyone else on the planet.)
  32. Waka from Okami
  33. Angel (from RENT.)
  34. ANY AND ALL SHINY POKEMON!!!!
  35. David Bowie
  36. Very young children
  37. Stars and comets
  38. Pandora (avatar)
  39. Diamonds
  40. Elvis Presley
  41. Ultimo from Karakuridouji Ultimo.
  42. Flashman from Megaman (AKA one of the only robots allowed to sparkle)
  43. Old Gregg (see drag queens)
  44. Klavier Gavin (in all his sexy glory)
  45. Redd White of BluCorp
  46. Damon Gant (HE CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL HE WANTS. HE'S THE CHIEF OF POLICE)
  47. Yumichika Ayasegawa
  48. My Little Pony
  49. Jo Kwon from 2AM (damn he should just create an army of K-Pop Divas with Key)
  50. Cinderella... and she can even kick Edweird's butt
  51. Mitzy, Felicia and Bernadette (from The adventures of Pricilla, queen of the desert)
  52. All characters of Dragon Age, especially Sebastian in his shiny armor
  53. JUSTIN BIEBER! (Come out of the closet Biebs, we're onto you.)
  54. Magnus Bane (From The Mortal Instruments)
  55. Jewelman from Megaman 9.
  56. King from Megaman and Bass (but he doesn't just sparkle, he fuckin' SHINES.)
  57. Ice
  58. Lady Amalthea (The Last Unicorn)
  59. Unicorns
  60. Princess Celestia
  61. Rarity
  62. Twilight Sparkle (The only occurrence of "Twilight" and "Sparkle" in the same concept that's acceptable.)
  63. Maito Gai
  64. Anyone who has glitter dumped on.
  65. Juliet Starling (Lollipop Chainsaw)
  66. Anyone who eats Jewel meat from the manga Toriko. (It makes the eater sparkle and shine brighter than the moon! Plus this meat comes from an animal called the Regal Mammoth, who can be larger than a mountain.)
  67. Frosty the Snowman.
  68. Stars
  69. Gemstones
  70. Sun and Moon rays
  71. Liberace
  72. Elsa's dress (Frozen)
  73. Anyone BUT Meyerpires
  74. Mettaton

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