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  1. WHO THE FUCK HASN'T?
  2. THE FUCKING MYTHBUSTERS
  3. George Clooney
  4. Margay777
  5. Audrey Cohen (she came damn close, but was some twitard kicked her in the shins and ran away. She should have protected her shins.)
  6. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
  7. Monokuma
  8. The entire 501st Legion of Star Wars
  9. The entire Dangan Ronpa and SDR2 cast. (Even Usami and Fujisaki) (Though Fukawa is into romance, she hates Edward for competing with her precious 'White Night')
  10. Taio Cruz
  11. Katy Perry
  12. Tron Girl
  13. Wantedposter

    We'll get him sooner or later.

    The Accretian Empire
  14. Sailor Moon
  15. The Adams Family
  16. Anna Hume
  17. Bram Stoker
  18. Dracula
  19. Harry Potter
  20. All 28 Roman Legions under Emperor Caesar Augustus
  21. Blackadder
  22. Ernessa Bloch from The Moth Diaries
  23. The narrator from The Moth Diaries - that was the real reason she committed arson.
  24. Edward Elric
  25. Alphonse Elric
  26. Trisha Elric
  27. Von Hohenheim
  28. Winry Rockbell
  29. Pinako Rockbell
  30. Yagami Light
  31. Barney
  32. Shana
  33. Teletubbies
  34. Shigeru Miyamoto
  35. Dio Brando
  36. The Homunculi
  37. The Belmont Family
  38. Ash J. Williams
  39. Anne Rice
  40. Raiden (Mortal Kombat)
  41. Lestat De Lioncourt
  42. Armand
  43. Daniel Mallory
  44. Marias de Romanus
  45. Queen Akasha
  46. Asakura Hao
  47. Asakura Yoh
  48. All of humanity
  49. William Shakespeare
  50. Bob Evans
  51. Malcolm Reynolds
  52. Moka Akashiya
  53. The Akatsuki
  54. Master Chief
  55. The Arbiter
  56. Samus Aran
  57. Col. (retired) Nick "Havoc" Parker
  58. Marcus Fenix
  59. Francis
  60. Bill
  61. Louis
  62. Zoey
  63. Discord
  64. Twilight Sparkle
  65. Fluttershy
  66. Lauren Faust
  67. Lelouch Lamperouge
  68. Kurosaki Ichigo
  69. His Dad
  70. Pancho
  71. Robert Pattinson
  72. Jackie Moon
  73. Hitler
  74. Every person in Battle Royale
  75. Mao Zedong
  76. Rorschach
  77. Dr. Manhattan
  78. The Joker
  79. The Zombie of Heath Ledger
  80. Joss Whedon
  81. Oprah Winfrey
  82. Dr. Tran
  83. The guys who didn't get the part in the movie
  84. The girls who didn't get a part in the movie
  85. The guys and girls who did get a part in the movie
  86. Every member of the band "Green Day"
  87. R.L. Stine
  88. Buffy
  89. Everyone in the Star Wars Universe
  90. Riley Jenson
  91. Ariel Rice
  92. Colombus, that kid from Zombieland
  93. Carmilla
  94. Everyone from Hellsing
  95. Mina Harker
  96. Zolf J. Kimblee
  97. Bellatrix Lestrange
  98. Attila the Hun
  99. Genghis Khan
  100. Altan Khan
  101. Xena the Warrior Princess - she kicked his face, but unfortunately for all of us, he was standing behind an open window. So he escaped.
  102. Dr. Phil
  103. Teal'c
  104. The mad axeman waiting for Harry Potter in the hall
  105. Kuran Kaname
  106. Naruto Uzumaki
  107. Joseph Joestar
  108. Johnathan Joestar
  109. Jotaro Kujo
  110. Kuran Yuuki & Kuran Kaname again
  111. Kiryuu Zero
  112. Torchwood
  113. The Black Plague
  114. Emily Bronte, for being too dense to understand her work
  115. Majin Buu
  116. Yoda
  117. Nanoha Takamachi
  118. Fate Testarossa
  119. Hayate Yagami
  120. The Wolkenritter
  121. Shinji Ikari
  122. Asuka Langley Soryu
  123. Rei Ayanami
  124. Phoenix Wright
  125. Miles Edgeworth
  126. Maya Fey
  127. Franziska von Karma
  128. Godot
  129. Pearl Fey
  130. Neku Sakuraba
  131. Shiki Misaki
  132. Daisukenojo "Beat" Bito
  133. Raimu "Rhyme" Bito
  134. Yoshiya "Joshua" Kiryu
  135. Sho Minamimoto
  136. Morisato Keiichi
  137. Morisato Megumi
  138. Morisato Takano
  139. Morisato Keima
  140. Belldandy
  141. Samantha Carter
  142. Urd
  143. Skuld
  144. Peorth
  145. Lind
  146. Hongo Yui
  147. Yuuki Miaka
  148. Tamahome
  149. Hotohori
  150. Nuriko
  151. Female Nuriko
  152. Chichiri
  153. Tasuki
  154. Mitsukake
  155. Chiriko
  156. Kou Rin
  157. Houki
  158. The Mengsk family
  159. Number 47
  160. Yamato Kira
  161. Kim Jong-Il
  162. Korean Imperial Family
  163. Uchiha Sasuke
  164. Soap McTavish
  165. Gaz
  166. Darren Shan and the cast of Cirque Du Freak: The Vampires Assistant
  167. Captain Price
  168. Me
  169. You
  170. Us
  171. Ladd Russo
  172. Zack Fair
  173. Angeal Hewley
  174. Dr. House
  175. Jon Stewart
  176. Stephen Colbert
  177. Stephen King
  178. Every single Edward in the world
  179. Every unfortunate adolescent boy who got dumped for not being a speshul sparkle.
  180. Your Mom
  181. Your Dad
  182. Everyone else's Mom
  183. Everyone else's Dad
  184. Hardcore Max
  185. Jack O'Neill
  186. Shrek
  187. The Angry Video Game Nerd
  188. Kenshiro
  189. Samara Morgan
  190. Every Pokemon...ever
  191. Zakum
  192. Pink Bean
  193. Kratos
  194. Yuu Watase
  195. Kosuke Fujishima
  196. The Prince of Penis
  197. Sailor Mars
  198. Sailor Mercury
  199. Sailor Venus
  200. Sailor Jupiter
  201. Sailor Uranus
  202. Sailor Neptune
  203. Sailor Pluto
  204. Sailor Saturn
  205. Prussia - Bismarck and all his buddies tried to kick his ass
  206. Hakouro from Utawarerumono
  207. Eruruu
  208. Aruru
  209. Oboro
  210. Dori and Gura
  211. The Monkey's Uncle
  212. Starfire
  213. My Dog
  214. My Cat
  215. Captain Jack Sparrow
  216. Ling Yao
  217. Lan Fan
  218. Old Man Fu
  219. The Nostalgia Critic
  220. That Guy with the Glasses
  221. Chester A. Bum
  222. The Nostalgia Chick
  223. Linkara
  224. Dominic
  225. Elmo
  226. Everyone associated with Harry Potter.
  227. Apophis
  228. Daniel Jackson
  229. Max Guevara
  230. Zack
  231. Alec McDowell
  232. Original Cindy
  233. Logan Cale
  234. Donald Lydecker
  235. "Normal"
  236. "Sketchy"
  237. Herbal Thought
  238. Joshua
  239. Asha Barlow
  240. Ames White
  241. Brin (X5-734)
  242. Tinga (X5-656)
  243. Zane (X5-205)
  244. Syl (X5-701)
  245. Krit (X5-471)
  246. 79% of the X7 series - The fact that Cullen escaped them shows how much of a Gary Stu he really is.
  247. The former staff of Manticore - Turns out, Cullen is actually an anomaly and that he is known to be psychotic and dangerous.
  248. Fox Mulder
  249. Dana Scully
  250. Sydney Fox
  251. Akihisa Ikeda
  252. Nigel Bailey
  253. Claudia
  254. Karen Petrushky
  255. nuttymadam - She is known to have said, "IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU EDWARD, NO ONE WILL!!!!! UMAAAAAZING BUUUUUUK!!!"
  256. Batman
  257. Bruce Wayne
  258. Bruce Campbell
  259. Bruce Dickinson
  260. Bruce the Shark
  261. The Fresh Produce Anti-Defamation League - For the poor apples that had to be in the movie and the book cover.
  262. Chun Li
  263. Stephanie Meyer herself, in an attempt to keep nuttymadam from stealing him.
  264. Rupert Grint
  265. Hannah Montana - In a failed attempt to be cool.
  266. Will Smith
  267. Santa
  268. Jackie Chan
  269. Chris Tucker
  270. Jacob Black
  271. Blade
  272. Spawn
  273. Jason Wynn
  274. The Clown
  275. The Youngbloods
  276. Terry Fitzgerald
  277. Billy Kincaid reincarnated as Renesmee.
  278. Cogliostro
  279. Urizen Incarnate
  280. Zera
  281. Nyx
  282. Mammon
  283. Seere
  284. Eligos
  285. The Twelve Apostles
  286. Constantine I
  287. Tru Davies
  288. Echo
  289. Whiskey
  290. Victor
  291. Sierra
  292. Agent Ballard
  293. Laurence Dominic
  294. Adelle DeWitt
  295. Sam Winchester
  296. Dean Winchester
  297. Sam Olliver
  298. Sock Wysocki
  299. Ben Gonzalez
  300. Andi Prendergast
  301. Josie Miller
  302. John Oliver
  303. Ted Gallagher
  304. Gladys
  305. Nina
  306. Tony
  307. Steve - Yes, even the benevolent Steve.
  308. Morgan
  309. Muslims
  310. Alan Townsend
  311. Chelsea Handler
  312. Sam Walker
  313. Robert Johnson
  314. La Llorona
  315. All the Incarnations of Morroc
  316. Coffy
  317. Croft Lara
  318. Sayori Wayland
  319. Jace Wayland
  320. Foxy Brown
  321. 99
  322. Maxwell Smart
  323. The Chief
  324. Larabee
  325. The rest of CONTROL
  326. All of KAOS
  327. Red Forman
  328. Kitty Forman
  329. Eric Forman
  330. Jackie Burkhart - She almost got him too.
  331. Michael Kelso
  332. Fez
  333. Donna Pinciotti
  334. Bob Pinciotti
  335. Midge Pinciotti
  336. Jews
  337. Laurie Forman
  338. Steven Hyde
  339. Hyde's sister
  340. Hyde's mom
  341. Hyde's dad
  342. Hyde's real dad
  343. Randy Pearson
  344. Leo Chinkwake
  345. Xander Harris
  346. Rupert Giles
  347. Willow Rosenberg
  348. Cordelia Chase
  349. Spike
  350. Drusilla
  351. Tara Maclay
  352. Anya
  353. Daniel "Oz" Osbourne
  354. Riley Finn
  355. Robin Wood
  356. Jensen Ackles
  357. Jared Padalecki
  358. Kristen Stewart
  359. Peter Facinelli
  360. Elizabeth Reaser
  361. Nikki Reed
  362. Cam Gigandet - After taking out rabid Twizombies.
  363. Taylor Lautner
  364. King Leonidas - THIS IS SPARTA!!!
  365. Pyramid Head
  366. Harry Mason
  367. Heather Mason
  368. James Sunderland
  369. Layfon76
  370. Kyotaro
  371. Kitchi
  372. Aikai
  373. Claire Stanfield
  374. Suzuku Kururugi
  375. Euphemia Li Britannia
  376. Jon & Kate plus 8 - Jon
  377. G.K. Chesterton
  378. Hilaire Belloc
  379. Spongebob Square Pants
  380. Walt Disney
  381. Richard Rahl
  382. Cara
  383. Kamil the Awesome
  384. Ferris Bueler
  385. Science Teachers
  386. People with an IQ over 58
  387. Primus - Yes, the benevolent Primus
  388. Optimus Prime
  389. Megatron
  390. RayWilliamJohnson
  391. Lady Gaga
  392. Twilight Fans who are fed up
  393. Fantasy Characters
  394. mysterytwilightvoice
  395. Dora the Explorer
  396. FanFiction.Net
  397. Encyclopedia Dramatica
  398. His Mum
  399. TwilightSucks.Com Forum
  400. Twitard/Twazi/Twihard victims
  401. Gays and Lesbians
  402. Pansexuals
  403. Bisexuals
  404. Transsexuals
  405. Snap
  406. Crackle
  407. Pop
  408. Little Mac
  409. Tyson
  410. The Wendy's Girl
  411. Wifebeaters
  412. Chris Hansen
  413. Those guys from Jackass
  414. The New York Yankees
  415. Calgary Flames
  416. Joel E. Ferris High School, Spokane, WA
  417. Chuck the Rubber Chicken
  418. KFC
  419. AdamWestsLapDog
  420. Cartman
  421. Kyle
  422. Stanley
  423. Butters
  424. Fox News
  425. Your Face
  426. Ganon
  427. Ganon
  428. Fierce Diety Link
  429. The terrorist from Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
  430. The Triforce
  431. Robert Chase from House M.D.
  432. Ninja Gaiden level 6-2
  433. Contra III: The Alien Wars
  434. Sonic the Hedgehog
  435. The Mario Brothers
  436. Toad sprite from Super Mario Bros. for NES
  437. Youtube
  438. Koopa Troopa
  439. Gombas
  440. MyPenis
  441. The Unabomber
  442. Texas
  443. SMeyer's brother Seth
  444. Maj. Alex Armstrong
  445. Reality
  446. Newton's Law of Gravity
  447. Enstien's Law of Relativity
  448. Communism
  449. Skull Kid
  450. The families of Twivictims
  451. Elk
  452. Grizzly Bears
  453. Smokey the Bear
  454. The Geico Gecko
  455. Churros
  456. Luke Davis
  457. Robert Davis
  458. Everyone who doesn't have sexual relations with New York doorhandles
  459. the US Government
  460. the FBI
  461. the Secret Service
  462. Chan Mei
  463. Xiao Mei
  464. Ayla Suiter
  465. Jeremy Driscoll
  466. Chinese Dora
  467. Peter Chao
  468. Every Minor Character in Naruto
  469. Chuggaaconroy
  470. Robert Dick Tracy
  471. Hikari Hanazono
  472. Misaki and Usui
  473. Link
  474. The cast of Lost
  475. Reneesme
  476. Rob Halford and the rest of Judas Priest
  477. Ted Bundy
  478. The Canadian Goverment
  479. Sophie Yan
  480. President Barack Obama and the rest of the First Family
  481. Tingle
  482. Stewie Griffin
  483. The Empire of the Rising Sun from Command and Conquer: Red Alert 3
  484. The entire Ampatuan clan - Because Edward Cullen caused the Maguindanao massacre, not them.
  485. The entire Mangudadatu clan - Because we all know Edward Cullen is the guy behind the murder of some of their relatives.
  486. Grimmjow Jeagerjacques
  487. Sarah Palin (well, it was an accident, she mistook him for a moose, which is an easy mistake to make considering the above picture)
  488. All the Beatles, even the zombies of John Lennon and George Harrison.
  489. The entire Punk rock movement
  490. Your vagina
  491. J.K Rowling
  492. Terry Pratchett
  493. The Zombie of Roald Dahl
  494. Victor Hugo's Zombie
  495. Kenny
  496. Tony the Tiger
  497. Every single Mongolian in the world
  498. Ben Dover
  499. Every single Cossack in the world
  500. Haruhi Suzumiya
  501. Frodo Baggins
  502. Samwise Gamgee
  503. Bilbo Baggins
  504. Gollum
  505. Soul Eater and Maka Albarn
  506. Black Star and Tsubaki
  507. Death the Kid, Patti and Liz Thomson
  508. Ox Ford and Harvar D. Eclair
  509. Kilik Lunge, Pot of Fire and Pot of Thunder
  510. Kim Diehl and Jacqueline O. Lantern Dupré
  511. Medusa Gorgon
  512. Arachne
  513. Asura
  514. Dr. Franken Stein
  515. Hillary Clinton
  516. John McCain
  517. The rest of the staff in the White House
  518. The President of "A" country
  519. Herpes
  520. Parliament
  521. whoever the Queen of England is right now
  522. whatever the gov't of France is right now
  523. whatever the gov't of Spain is right now
  524. Chinese people
  525. Badalandabad people
  526. most of Hollywood Actors
  527. Tom Cruise
  528. Nicholas Cage
  529. Brad Pitt
  530. Angelina Joelie
  531. "Brangelina"
  532. the douchebag that fathered Brittney Spear's kids who is known as Kevin Federline
  533. Brittney Spears
  534. Nicole Ritchie
  535. Pam Anderson
  536. Hue Heffner
  537. the Girls Next Door cast
  538. every Survivor competitor ever
  539. Dexter
  540. Poindexter
  541. Optimistics
  542. Nerds
  543. Jocks
  544. Asshole Jocks
  545. That one guy
  546. BodyBuilders
  547. Arnold Schwartzeneiger
  548. that kid called Little Hercules
  549. every Disney production
  550. Disneyland
  551. Disneyworld
  552. Yami Yugi (Unfortunately, Mind Crushing doesn't work on those that don't have minds to crush.)
  553. Captian Kirk
  554. Star Trek
  555. ESPECIALLY THE KLINGONS (he made a bathroom joke about them "clinging on")
  556. the Vulcans (he made fun of their pointy ears. Also, sparkling is illogical.)
  557. Bella's Dad
  558. Bella's Mom
  559. Every anti in the world
  560. Number 48
  561. Number 66
  562. Silverwood Theme park in Idaho, US
  563. Your pants
  564. every single power ranger
  565. every single power panger villan
  566. the x-men
  567. ^the number of times Edward stalked Bella*
  568. divided by the number of brain cells in the average twitard
  569. Nicci
  570. Tony Hawk
  571. Bowser
  572. Peach
  573. Donkey Kong
  574. Donkey
  575. the U.S. Airforce
  576. Al Queda
  577. the Taliban
  578. Iraq
  579. President Bush
  580. Martians
  581. Aliens
  582. 'the Fourth Kind"
  583. Cockroaches
  584. Mormons
  585. Salt Lake City, Utah. AKA: the Throne of Mormons
  586. every sex doctor out there
  587. Hospitals
  588. Skull and Bones
  589. the Illuminati
  590. Jack the Ripper
  591. Black people
  592. Gangsters
  593. Gangbangers
  594. the Bloods
  595. the Crips
  596. Mexican people
  597. Mexican gangsters
  598. VH1
  599. MTV
  600. E!
  601. Terrence and Phillip
  602. Meg
  603. Goths
  604. Facehuggers
  605. Predator (his 'gayness' makes him invisible to any of their sensors)
  606. Stalin
  607. Men in Black
  608. MTV2
  609. Jews
  610. Arabs
  611. Dubai
  612. NRA
  613. Capitalism
  614. Dicks
  615. Coach Rhodes
  616. the face on the back of Mr. Jay's head
  617. That homeless guy on your street who always complains about the lack of towels in his suite at the Disney Hotel
  618. 'True Love'
  619. tobyMac
  620. Hawk Nelson
  621. Skillet
  622. P.O.D.
  623. Red
  624. Decyfer Down
  625. Metallica
  626. Slipknot
  627. Van Halen
  628. KISS
  629. The Who
  630. Asterix the Gaul
  631. Duffy - she wants to rain on Edward's parade
  632. the dad from 'Savior' by Skillet's music video
  633. blonde people
  634. CMT's Strictest Parents
  635. every Big Brother contestant
  636. Vampire slayers
  637. Wooden stakes
  638. Your cat
  639. Your dog
  640. Your goldfish
  641. Your hamster
  642. Your ant farm
  643. Big Bird
  644. Sarah Jessica Parker (For using Jessica)
  645. Coco Chanel
  646. Disneyland in Paris
  647. Disneyland in HK
  648. The Microsoft guy
  649. Buddha
  650. Kurapika
  651. Killua Z.
  652. Gon F.
  653. John Connor
  654. Kyle Broflovski
  655. NCIS
  656. Peter Pan
  657. Tinkerbell
  658. The inventor of the sock
  659. Charlie the Unicorn
  660. Widge
  661. Dobby The House Elf
  662. The Charmed ones
  663. Tony Blair
  664. Malaysians
  665. Elton John
  666. Indonesians
  667. The Kids Next Door
  668. The Teen Titans
  669. Aang, Katara, Sokka, Toph, Zuko, Suki, Iroh, Mai, Ty Lee, and Avatar Roku
  670. The entire cast of Axis Powers Hetalia (for trying to declare the state of Cullenland)
  671. The Deimon Devil Bats, but especially Hiruma Yoichi.
  672. A BioShock Big Daddy (if only it had remembered to set him on fire)
  673. The Kicksey Winsy
  674. Americans
  675. Mexico
  676. Squirrels
  677. Baka
  678. Hobos
  679. Takhisis
  680. Paladine
  681. Mr. T
  682. Everyone on Mabinogi
  683. Pit
  684. Ike
  685. Gamma Ray and Helloween, plus all those other bands Kai Hansen is involved with, because he thought it would be a good theme for a tour/festival
  686. Snow
  687. Wolves
  688. The Rivers of Hell
  689. conigwolf
  690. My Little Pony
  691. Twilight itself
  692. The rabbit from the holy grail
  693. Your next-door neighbor
  694. Your next-door neighbor's family
  695. Your next-door neighbor's friends
  696. Your next-door neighbor's co-workers
  697. Frankenstein
  698. Blackenstein
  699. Lions
  700. Foxes
  701. Coyotes
  702. Love (Because Edward and Bella destroyed it)
  703. Sheep
  704. Shamon
  705. Sami
  706. Hiroshi
  707. Nami
  708. Myra
  709. Ozzy
  710. Dai
  711. Umineko Cast
  712. Carebears
  713. Higurashi Cast
  714. Cat girls
  715. Wolf girls
  716. MySpace
  717. Deer Creek
  718. The Gunslinger
  719. "Weird Al" Yankovic
  720. Eddie the 'Ead
  721. Marth
  722. FaceBook
  723. Ebony "Enoby" Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
  724. Percy Jackson cast
  725. Emo wannabes
  726. Nexon
  727. Seto Kaiba
  728. Vampire Hunter D
  729. Led Zeppelin
  730. EVERYONE from Total Drama Island, including Chris and Chef
  731. All the fans of Total Drama Island that are't Twitarded
  732. And of course, Anonymous
  733. Emilie Autumn
  734. Romeo
  735. Juliet
  736. Everyone at Nintendo Power
  737. The whole of New Zealand
  738. The Drag Queens who want their glitter back
  739. Natalie Simon
  740. Jefferson Twilight of the Venture Bros
  741. The Borg. Resistance is futile and they are not dazzled.
  742. Christopher Paolini, upset that someone stole his thunder as 'worst book ever.'
  743. Arwen Undomiel.
  744. Legolas Greenleaf
  745. The Super Smash Bros. Team
  746. Jessica (again) (Baka) (again)
  747. Lions, Tigers, and Bears "oh my"
  748. superfuzzytaco
  749. Umineko Witch Bitch Brigade
  750. Edgar Allen Poe (again)
  751. Algernon and Charlie
  752. Unicorns
  753. Dwarf People
  754. My imagination
  755. Your conscience
  756. Mr. Fire and Mr. Ice (from x-mas charols)
  757. Ghost of Christmas Future
  758. Japanese
  759. Marrok
  760. Pelicans
  761. Eagles
  762. Shibuya
  763. Ammy from Okami
  764. Cast of "The World Ends with You"
  765. All of the people in the Freeman family, even Gordon.
  766. All the classes in Team Fortress 2.
  767. Jack Skeleton
  768. Candlejack (If it weren't for e
  769. Freakazoid
  770. Deadpool
  771. Frodo Baggins
  772. Boromir
  773. Sauron
  774. The Witch King
  775. Frieza
  776. Pan
  777. Bird Flu
  778. Rabid gophers
  779. Dimentio
  780. The blob
  781. Inuyasha
  782. That old lady down the street
  783. Ash Ketchum
  784. Smokey the Bear
  785. Gimli
  786. Sheogorath
  787. Lucien Lachance
  788. The Blades
  789. The Entire Imperial Legion
  790. Dr. Robotnik
  791. The Entire E. Series
  792. Aribeth De'Tylmerande
  793. The Helmites
  794. The Uthgardt Tribes
  795. King Emery
  796. Hubert De Layle
  797. Kurt Kobain
  798. All the Kongs
  799. The Wermacht
  800. The Spetznaz
  801. The S.A.S.
  802. Balrog
  803. Illuminelle
  804. Bethrezen
  805. Mortis
  806. Halaster Blackcloak
  807. The Valsharess
  808. The Space Marines, Imperial guard and Adeptus Sauroritus.
  809. Comissar Yarrick
  810. Rin
  811. Slaanesh, Nurgle and Khorne.
  812. CSI/NCIS (For Pedophilic acts, domestic violance and many other crimes.)
  813. The Surlie Brothers
  814. The Dark Brotherhood
  815. Mythic Dawn
  816. The Missingnin
  817. Team 7
  818. Everyone in the Naruto series
  819. Mr. T (I pity the fool.)
  820. Ozzy Osbourne
  821. The Lich King
  822. Billy Mays
  823. Vince (Both the Pitchman and the FF7 Character)
  824. Tifa
  825. Cloud Strife
  826. Ellis
  827. Rochelle
  828. Coach
  829. Nick
  830. Every Digimon character ever
  831. The Covenant
  832. UNSC
  833. Rookie
  834. Buck
  835. Dutch
  836. Mickey
  837. Dare
  838. Sergeant Johnson
  839. The Ouran High School Host Club
  840. Dr. Breen
  841. The Combines
  842. The Vortagaunts
  843. The Antlions
  844. The Dark Messiah (Kane himself)
  845. Jesus
  846. Waldo
  847. Neo
  848. Agent Smith
  849. Navy SEALS
  850. Sonny
  851. Veradux
  852. Baron Brixius
  853. Roald
  854. Felicity
  855. Felicia
  856. Demitri
  857. The Grox
  858. Captain Sunny
  859. Captain Amazing
  860. Barbados
  861. The ZPCI (Little did they know Edward is not a zombie)
  862. Stay-Puft Marshmellow Man
  863. Gozer
  864. The Ghostbusters
  865. Pvt. Miller
  866. Sgt. Roebuck
  867. Pvt. Pyle
  868. All of the Na'vi race
  869. Desmond
  870. Ezio
  871. The Templars and Assasins
  872. The Zerg
  873. The Terran
  874. The Protoss
  875. The Space Pirates
  876. Kraid
  877. The Systems Alliance
  878. The Citadel
  879. Saren Arterius
  880. Sovereign
  881. Harbinger
  882. The Collectors
  883. The Migrant Fleet
  884. The Geth Collective
  885. The Geth Heretics
  886. Blue Suns Mercenaries
  887. Blood Pack Mercenaries
  888. Eclipse Mercenaries
  889. Clan Weyrloc
  890. Clan Urdnot
  891. Commander John Shepard
  892. Jeff "Joker" Moreau
  893. Garrus Vakarian
  894. Tali'Zorah vas Normandy
  895. Lt. Kaidan Alenko
  896. Gunnery Chief Ashley Williams
  897. Urdnot Wrex
  898. Liara T'Soni
  899. Thane Krios
  900. Urdnot Grunt
  901. Samara, the Asari Justicar
  902. Morinth, daughter of Samara
  903. Geth Platform Legion (all 1,183 Geth processes have reached consensus: Edward-Meyerpire must be terminated)
  904. Zaeed Massani
  905. Mordin Solus, the Salarian scientist
  906. Kasumi Goto
  907. Cprl. Jacob Taylor
  908. Cerberus Officer Miranda Lawson
  909. Jack (Subject Zero)
  910. Adam Sandler
  911. Gilmore Happy
  912. Bob Barker
  913. Adam West
  914. Joe Swanson
  915. Jason Voorhes
  916. Count Chocula
  917. The IRS
  918. The CIA
  919. Garfield
  920. Eywa- because the mystical tree spirit from Avatar is more bad-ass than Edward.
  921. Vegeta
  922. Shelly de Killer
  923. TRON
  924. Nosferatu.
  925. Dan Green
  926. Mudkipz
  927. Shawn Micheals
  928. John Cena
  929. Chris Jericho
  930. The Hart Dynesty
  931. All the Greek Gods
  932. Ben Tennyson
  933. Gwen Tennyson
  934. Serenity Moonflower (from that epic Harry Potter Mary-Sue comic)
  935. Lolcats
  936. The Flying Spaghetti Monster
  937. Nightwish
  938. Every fairy...ever
  939. Your Mom's Mom
  940. The Volturi
  941. Michael Jackson
  942. Little Kuriboh
  943. Osama Bin Laden
  944. Brock from Pokemon
  945. Leroy Jethro Gibbs
  946. Ziva David
  947. Anthony Dinozzo
  948. Special Agent Oso
  949. Brother-Captain Gabriel Angelos
  950. General Sturnn
  951. Eliphas the Inheritor
  952. Sindri
  953. Fireaveus "METUL BAWKSES!" Carron
  954. Warboss Gorgutz Ead'Unter
  955. Kharn the Betrayer
  956. Ragnar Blackmane
  957. Primarch Leman Russ
  958. The Emperor of Man
  959. All four Chaos Gods
  960. Col. Mael Radec
  961. The Metal Slug Team
  962. Harry and Heather Mason
  963. The Raikage
  964. Raoh
  965. Lord Darcia
  966. Quent Yaiden
  967. Gen. David Petreaus
  968. The Spoony One
  969. George Patton (Quoted "I'm gonna personally shoot that shiny, fornicating son-of-a-bitch!)
  970. Grell Sutcliff and Madam Red
  971. Sebastian Michaelis and Ciel Phantomhive
  972. The Mafia
  973. The Varia
  974. Mello
  975. Matt
  976. Near
  977. L
  978. The Black Order
  979. The Noahs (Especially Tiki)
  980. Eduard von Bock (aka: Estonia)
  981. Rae Seddon
  982. Constantine
  983. Jack Bauer
  984. Seras Victoria
  985. Akito Souma
  986. Artemis Fowl
  987. Holly Short
  988. Yami Bakura
  989. Ryou Bakura
  990. Movie Critics
  991. Bill Weasley
  992. Chad Michael Murray
  993. Queen Elizabeth I
  994. King Henry VIII
  995. Matthew
  996. Sebulba
  997. Sean Kingston
  998. Zeus
  999. Thor
  1000. The Phantom of the Opera
  1001. Ivan Braginiski
  1002. Every member of the Bluth family
  1003. Adonis
  1004. Roy Eberhardt
  1005. Dana Matherson
  1006. Beatrice Leep
  1007. Mullet Fingers/Napoleon Bridger Leep
  1008. The burrowing owls from Hoot
  1009. Milo from The Phantom Tollbooth
  1010. Rhyme and Reason (because of the failscience behind his anatomy)
  1011. My English teacher
  1012. Cedric Diggory
  1013. Bulma from Dragonball
  1014. Arthur Kirkland (England). For managing to discredit both JK Rowling AND Shakespeare.
  1015. Monkey D. Luffy
  1016. Toriko
  1017. Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
  1018. Ishida Uryuu
  1019. Indiana Jones
  1020. Every Arrancar/Espada ever created
  1021. Russia (Ivan Braginski) Nobody thought the crazed yandare could not manage it, but he didn't...
  1022. America (Alfred Jones) For bringing the wrath of Cullenism to his country
  1023. Japan (Kiku Honda)
  1024. Zane Truesdale (for attempting to be more emo than him)
  1025. Atticus Rhodes
  1026. The cast of Dora the Explorer
  1027. Sarge
  1028. Grif
  1029. Leaf
  1030. Fred
  1031. Hamtaro
  1032. Gumby
  1033. Gary the snail
  1034. Tony the tiger
  1035. YOU!
  1036. Hairy men around the world
  1037. SHANE DAWSON
  1038. The penis of Dubya
  1039. Duke Nukem
  1040. John Mccain
  1041. James Bond
  1042. All 493 pokemon.
  1043. Max Payne
  1044. Forrest Gump
  1045. The Gorillaz
  1046. Cell
  1047. Goku
  1048. Trunks
  1049. Tom & Jerry
  1050. Bugs bunny
  1051. Selvester
  1052. Elmer Thudd
  1053. The Mario Bros
  1054. Bowser
  1055. Weegee
  1056. Gannondorf
  1057. Wario and Waluigi
  1058. You
  1059. Van Helsing
  1060. Conker
  1061. Hugin
  1062. Garlic
  1063. Longcat
  1064. Yoruichi
  1065. Dr Robotnik
  1066. Emperor Uriel Septim
  1067. Martin Septim
  1068. Mehrunes Dagon
  1069. Sheogorath
  1070. Haskill
  1071. The Mazken and Aureals
  1072. Every loyal member of the Camarilla ever sired.
  1073. The giant chicken from Family Guy.
  1074. Mr. Rogers
  1075. Les Amis de l'ABC
  1076. Mr. Dressup
  1077. Strong Bad
  1078. Willy Wonka
  1079. Captain Picard
  1080. Riker
  1081. The rest of the TNG Crew
  1082. Yvaine
  1083. Bob the Builder
  1084. Crow T. Robot
  1085. Da Vinci
  1086. Prince Humerdinck
  1087. Boogiepop
  1088. Kirima Nagi
  1089. The Manticore
  1090. Spooky E
  1091. David Bowie
  1092. captain falcon
  1093. altair
  1094. ezio
  1095. Captain Pussy
  1096. gintoki sakata
  1097. kintoki sakata
  1098. Mad Max
  1099. Kit (From Night Rider)
  1100. Frozen Apples
  1101. Defenders of the Alamo
  1102. Viscous Cycle
  1103. Britain
  1104. Kappa Mikey
  1105. Star Wars
  1106. Even Disney Channel
  1107. Your father's mother
  1108. Castiel
  1109. Azazel
  1110. Chuck Shurley, prophet of the lord
  1111. Lucifer
  1112. Invader Zim
  1113. Gir
  1114. Harmony Kendall
  1115. Veronica Mars
  1116. Bob Marley
  1117. Nemesis (S.T.A.R.S)
  1118. Freemasons
  1119. Yuki Nagato
  1120. Miley Cyrus
  1121. Zorc & Pals
  1122. Eric Cartman
  1123. Samuel L. Jackson
  1124. Shaft
  1125. Colonel Sanders
  1126. Ronald McDonald
  1127. The Burger King
  1128. Jack in the Box
  1129. Lil Wayne
  1130. Snoop Dogg
  1131. 50 Cent
  1132. Eminem
  1133. Dr. Dre
  1134. Kanye West
  1135. T-Pain
  1136. Jay-Z
  1137. Biggie Smalls
  1138. Tupac Shakur
  1139. P. Diddy
  1140. C-Murder
  1141. Soulja Boy Tell'em
  1142. Ludacris
  1143. Freaknik
  1144. Carl "CJ" Johnson
  1145. Steve Urkel
  1146. Flavor Flav
  1147. New York / Tiffany
  1148. The New Orleans Saints
  1149. The NFL
  1150. Peyton Manning
  1151. New Orleans
  1152. The state of Louisiana
  1153. Hurricane Katrina
  1154. GIRUGAMESH
  1155. Sephiroth
  1156. Claire Farron / Lightning
  1157. Sazh Katzroy
  1158. Snow Villiers
  1159. Hope Estheim
  1160. Oerba Yun Fang
  1161. Oerba Dia Vanille
  1162. Jihl Nabaat
  1163. Cid Raines
  1164. The Cie'th
  1165. Vaan
  1166. Ffamran mied Bunansa
  1167. Fran
  1168. Basch fon Ronsenberg
  1169. Ashelia B'Nargin Dalmasca
  1170. Penelo
  1171. Dr. Cidolfus Demen Bunansa
  1172. Judge Zecht / Reddas
  1173. Vossler York Azelas
  1174. Vayne Carudas Solidor
  1175. Larsa Ferrinas Solidor
  1176. Judge Noah Gabranth
  1177. Tidus
  1178. Yuna
  1179. Auron
  1180. Kimahri
  1181. Wakka
  1182. Lulu
  1183. Rikku
  1184. Paine
  1185. Seymour Guado
  1186. Chocobos
  1187. Moogles
  1188. Cactuars
  1189. RuPaul
  1190. Excel Excel and Hyatt
  1191. Puni Puni Poemy and the Aasu Sisters
  1192. Nabeshin
  1193. Simon Cowell
  1194. Adam Lambert
  1195. applemilk1988
  1196. Magibon
  1197. Beckii Cruel
  1198. Andy Samberg
  1199. Bill Hader
  1200. Kenan Thompson
  1201. Hades
  1202. the GazettE
  1203. Dir en grey
  1204. Gackt
  1205. Dong Bang Shin Ki
  1206. The DBSK anti-fan that tried to poison Yunho
  1207. Ayumi Hamasaki
  1208. GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK
  1209. The Powerpuff Girls
  1210. Professor Utonium
  1211. Mojo Jojo
  1212. The Gangreen Gang
  1213. Fuzzy Lumpkins
  1214. Sedusa
  1215. The Amoeba Brothers
  1216. Princess
  1217. Danny Phantom
  1218. Tanisha
  1219. Hello Kitty
  1220. Samurai Jack
  1221. Afro Samurai
  1222. Huey Freeman
  1223. Riley Freeman
  1224. Robert Freeman
  1225. Hank Hill
  1226. George Lopez
  1227. Mario Lopez
  1228. Chris-chan
  1229. Gilbert Arenas
  1230. Blair Waldorf
  1231. Voldemort (who partially succeeded)
  1232. Major Gen. Olivier Armstrong
  1233. The Dwarf inside the Flask
  1234. Wanda Wayne
  1235. Homey D. Clown
  1236. Fire Marshal Bill
  1237. Vera de Milo
  1238. Marty McFly
  1239. Ed Edd 'n' Eddy
  1240. Dave Chappelle
  1241. Dane Cook
  1242. Wanda Sykes
  1243. Wayne Brady
  1244. Zac Efron
  1245. the cast of The Golden Girls
  1246. Arthur
  1247. Popeye the Sailor Man
  1248. Lewis & Clark
  1249. West Virginia
  1250. Jimmy Hopkins
  1251. Jimmy Neutron
  1252. Timmy Turner
  1253. Cosmo
  1254. Wanda
  1255. Poof
  1256. Jorgen von Strangle
  1257. Denzel Crocker
  1258. King DeDeDe
  1259. Squall Leonhart
  1260. Seifer Almasy
  1261. The Mythbusters
  1262. Céline Dion
  1263. Mike Tyson
  1264. Bobby Brown
  1265. Mable "Madea" Simmons
  1266. Age from the anime Heroic Age
  1267. Karkinos Rucan
  1268. Mehitak Pore
  1269. Lecty Leque
  1270. Yuty La
  1271. Dhianeila Y Leisha Altria Ol Yunos
  1272. Iolaous Oz Mehelim (for the attempted rape of Dhianeila, Aneasha, Nilvel and his sisters Tail and Mail)
  1273. Aneasha Ol Megarla (for trying to rape her beloved Iolaus on a separate occasion)
  1274. Tail Ol Mehelim (For trying to rape her twin sister Mail on another separate occasion)
  1275. Mail Al Mehelim (For trying to rape her twin sister Tail on another separate occasion)
  1276. Mobeedo Oz Mehelim (For trying to rape his children)
  1277. Nilval Nephew
  1278. Meleagros E Leisha Altria Oz Yunos
  1279. Atalantes Az Yunos (For trying to defile his sister Dhianeila)
  1280. Phetho O
  1281. Rom Ror
  1282. Prome O
  1283. Suara
  1284. Luna Lovegood
  1285. Severus Snape
  1286. Distributists
  1287. MacGyver
  1288. My Pokémon, who are ashamed now because they are "shiny"
  1289. The MaddHatter's Hat
  1290. Every Chesire Cat that has ever come into existance.
  1291. Agari Yamato
  1292. Kodaira Rune (it's his fault that Yamato's straight)
  1293. Stork and The Mindworms (but you can't kill someone with them if they don't have a mind)
  1294. All purses in the world
  1295. Ultimo
  1296. Vice
  1297. Jealous the Envious
  1298. Wolf's Rain
  1299. Yo Mama
  1300. Yo Dada
  1301. The Ice Age Cast
  1302. The Ice Age itself
  1303. The Sun
  1304. The Moon
  1305. Kodaira Rune's female past life
  1306. the heartless
  1307. the nobodies
  1308. Orgination XIII
  1309. Demyx
  1310. Axel with Methane
  1311. Pedobear
  1312. Pedowolf
  1313. 4chan (because it replaced it for the main source of child pronography)
  1314. ?????
  1315. Profit.
  1316. Money
  1317. Moot
  1318. Moot's Mom
  1319. T.V.s, DVDs, BluRays, and any electronic device that had to play Twilight
  1320. The cast of Zombie Loan
  1321. Pillows (for being forced to be angtsed, squeed, and giggled on be Twilifans and Anti-Twilifans)
  1322. K
  1323. The grad hats that are forced to hang on his wall of shame in the movies.
  1324. SexEd teachers
  1325. Sayama Makoto
  1326. Ohtake Akitsu
  1327. Oume Hibari
  1328. Lucius Malfoy's pimp cane
  1329. MSN
  1330. MTS
  1331. The Periodic Table of Elements
  1332. The Internet
  1333. deviantart
  1334. FOS-FF.net
  1335. Manga (now it has to share it's glory with Twilight)
  1336. Anime (to stop anything from starting from the manga)
  1337. Margarittas
  1338. Rabbits
  1339. Rabies
  1340. Bipolarism
  1341. Cirque De Freak
  1342. Pegasus Maximillion
  1343. Chris Angel
  1344. Derp
  1345. Derp Edward
  1346. The deviantart happy face virus
  1347. All Twilight parody's ever made
  1348. Tyler's Van
  1349. Bella and Edward's eyes that never meet
  1350. The Four Horsemen
  1351. The Headless Horsemen
  1352. The Disney Headless Horsemen
  1353. Snow White
  1354. The Seven Dwarfs
  1355. The Little Mermaid
  1356. The Other Disney Princesses
  1357. The Disney Princes
  1358. Bambi
  1359. Bambi's mom
  1360. Izumi Curtis
  1361. Sig Curtis
  1362. Photoshop
  1363. Newgrounds
  1364. Ryuk (for making apples look bad)
  1365. All OCs in existance (thanks to Twilight they are all considered Mary-Su's and Gary-Stu's)
  1366. Ink
  1367. the Wal-mart stand that tried to support Twilight but dissed it anyway.
  1368. True Blood Cast (Because the actors in the Twilight movie outdid them in terribleness)
  1369. The Writer's of True Blood (They want their plotholes back)
  1370. True Blood the drink.
  1371. Alucard
  1372. Ekans
  1373. Arbok
  1374. Snake
  1375. Cobra
  1376. Kogenai Hana
  1377. 9THOUSAND!!!!!!
  1378. The cast of every Abridged series in existence
  1379. The Humian Society
  1380. Scene IT!
  1381. Bob Barker
  1382. The new guy on the price is right.
  1383. The guy who stares at you in class
  1384. Your Bestfriend
  1385. Your Hair
  1386. Allen Walker
  1387. Lavi
  1388. Yuu Kanda
  1389. The Avatar Movie
  1390. Orlando Bloom
  1391. Drew Berrymore
  1392. Homophobes
  1393. Loki
  1394. The cast of Bleach
  1395. The cast of Bleach's blood ast)
  1396. Vocaloid
  1397. Vocaloid OCs
  1398. Kagome Kagome the song
  1399. Bananas
  1400. All the poor children of the Twimoms
  1401. That kid who never shows up for class
  1402. Soup Opera Actors
  1403. The Thesaurus
  1404. Sparta
  1405. The Cast of Monty Python and the Holy Grail
  1406. That one stoned guy riding the bicycle
  1407. That hobo riding the bicycle after the group of kids
  1408. The Town that the Simpsons was based off of and all the ripped-off people in it.
  1409. Homer Simpson
  1410. Patrick Star
  1411. Johnny Depp
  1412. Wal*Mart
  1413. Col. Roy Mustang
  1414. Lt. Riza Hawkeye
  1415. Black Hayate
  1416. The Mysterious Benedict Society
  1417. Umaril the Unfeathered
  1418. Pink Unicorn
  1419. Blue Unicorn
  1420. The Bananna King
  1421. The Door
  1422. Ventus
  1423. Vanitas
  1424. Count Von Count
  1425. Kevin Rudd
  1426. Ahsoka Tano
  1427. Captain Rex
  1428. Fawful
  1429. Beatrice, the golden witch
  1430. Laharl
  1431. A Prinny
  1432. Etna
  1433. Damon Salvatore
  1434. Decepticons
  1435. Elvis Presley
  1436. The Goblin King, Jareth
  1437. Stephenie Meyers evil twin, Sophie Meyers
  1438. A mob of angry boyfriends
  1439. The real pixies, he copied them by sparkling some fairy dust on himself...Tinker Bell is coming tonight, Edward-Gary Stu!
  1440. Enya
  1441. Charlie Sheen
  1442. James Franco
  1443. Every Visual Kei band EVER
  1444. Lemony Snicket
  1445. Count Olaf
  1446. Tacgnol
  1447. Mick Jagger
  1448. Justin Bieber
  1449. hide
  1450. Heechul
  1451. Yesung
  1452. The Pope
  1453. Anju Maaka
  1454. The Juggernaut
  1455. The Anti-Lgs Movement
  1456. Dateline NBC
  1457. Kyoya Hibari
  1458. Sindri Suncatcher
  1459. Asvoria
  1460. Davyn
  1461. Nearra
  1462. Jirah
  1463. Elidor Lelaynar
  1464. Rinalash Lelaynar
  1465. Hamlet
  1466. Robin Goodfellow
  1467. The vegetables of Veggie Tales
  1468. Hannibal
  1469. Alexander the Great
  1470. Shane!!!!
  1471. The symbolic mountains in Shane
  1472. The tree stump in Shane
  1473. Kittens
  1474. Oogie Boogie
  1475. The kitchen sink
  1476. Kyle
  1477. Freddy Krueger (Being dead wasn't a problem, but facing some sparkly asshole who doesn't sleep, now that's a BITCH!)
  1478. Remus Lupin
  1479. Sirius Black
  1480. James Potter
  1481. Lily Evans
  1482. Peter Pettigrew
  1483. The rest of the flippin' Marauders
  1484. The Legendary Starfy
  1485. Meta Knight
  1486. King Dedede's jet hammer of awesomeness
  1487. Edmond Dantes/Count of Monte Cristo
  1488. Brom (He made Peter Pan a cannibalism story, of course he's going after the sparklepire!)
  1489. Ulfger
  1490. Captain Samuel Carver A.K.A. Hook
  1491. Jade from Jackie Chan Adventures
  1492. Also Viper
  1493. And Grandpa
  1494. Static Shock
  1495. Kaiba
  1496. The Blue Eyes White Dragon
  1497. Mr. Anwar
  1498. Mr. Neutz
  1499. Eragon
  1500. Murtagh
  1501. Saphira
  1502. Arya
  1503. Elva
  1504. Izlanzadi
  1505. Sandy Cheeks
  1506. Guard Nash
  1507. Dumbledore
  1508. Charles Bartowski
  1509. Old McDonald
  1510. Grimace
  1511. Every anime fan ever
  1512. ME...again(He just wont die...
  1513. Longcat
  1514. This smiley :)
  1515. Feliciano Vargas (from Axis Powers Hetalia)
  1516. Wall-E
  1517. EVE (she used her gun, but apparently it freaked Wall-E out)
  1518. Nigeria
  1519. Greece
  1520. Italy
  1521. The Sahara Desert
  1522. The entire Patapon tribe
  1523. All the Loco Rocos
  1524. Rhode Island
  1525. Bella McDurrDurr
  1526. Hatsune Miku
  1527. Kagamine Len and Rin
  1528. Megurine Luka
  1529. Obama (unfortunately Barack decided to let Edward go when Sparkleboy said that Meyerpires were, in fact, illegal immigrants)
  1530. Canada (WHO?)
  1531. Me
  1532. My best friend
  1533. My girlfriend
  1534. My funny male friend
  1535. My best male friend
  1536. Harley Quinn
  1537. Amaia Nyx
  1538. Edward Cullen (In an attempt at suicide)
  1539. All the 48 of Prince's cousins from Katamari Damac
  1540. Kirby (But in a horrible accident,Edward's sparkles gave Kirby terrible gas)
  1541. Pikachu
  1542. The evil monkey in your closet
  1543. Olimar and the Pikmin
  1544. God himself (although when he electrocuted Edward, Edward's sparkle reflected off it)
  1545. Bobby McFerrin
  1546. IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!!
  1547. Rickroll
  1548. Keyboard Cat
  1549. Icanhazcheezburger
  1550. Failblog
  1551. 70s Music (But it died in the process)
  1552. Who says you didn't do it?
  1553. Freaknik
  1554. Pokemon
  1555. Naruto
  1556. Your table
  1557. Jacob Pedophile (In an attempt at gay rape)
  1558. Michael Jackson (He has come back from the dead, bitches!)
  1559. The Loch Ness Monster
  1560. You must confirm your age to watch this video...
  1561. The Alphabet
  1562. You did. In a game Tic-Tac-Toe
  1563. THE GAME
  1564. Durante Degli Alligheri
  1565. Virgilius Maro Aeneid
  1566. Deekin Scalesinger
  1567. Nathyrra
  1568. Valen Shadowbreath (As an attempt to show the difference between a healthy relationship and an abusive one)
  1569. Hell, every henchman in Neverwinter Nights has attempted this at least once. (Note to all clerics: Turn Undead won't work on him because Edward is a pixie.)
  1570. Dorian Gray
  1571. Everyone in Australia
  1572. Everyone outside of Australia
  1573. My cat who was unfortunate enough to be named "Edward"
  1574. Queen Iracebeth
  1575. Queen Mirana (it would be worth breaking the vow)
  1576. The entire Hightopp Clan (Jabberwocky got to them first)
  1577. The Jabberwocky (Alice got to him first)
  1578. Mega Man
  1579. Ryu Hoshi (Street Fighter)
  1580. Two undazzled teenaged girls with brains and weapons
  1581. Edgar and Alan Frog
  1582. Corey Haim
  1583. The vampires from The Lost Boys
  1584. The surf-nazis from The Lost Boys
  1585. All vampires.
  1586. Everyone with a brain.
  1587. My horse.
  1588. The Salvatore brothers
  1589. Hell, include Katherine as well!
  1590. Doctor Heiter (Ever wondered why he wanted to make a human centipede in the first place?)
  1591. The Justice League of America
  1592. Justin Bieber's evil twin
  1593. The evil twin of Justin Bieber's evil twin (WAIT WAT)
  1594. Abel Nightroad (vegetarian snack for a Kresnik... mmm... Delicious)
  1595. Kla
  1596. Lucas
  1597. Ryoh
  1598. Steve
  1599. The Commander
  1600. Elin
  1601. Quizzo
  1602. Mochi
  1603. All the mods of Warbears
  1604. Ioji himself!
  1605. Everybody who has ever played Warbears
  1606. Everybody who has ever played Sacred Seasons
  1607. Everybody who has ever played Sacred Seasons 2
  1608. Your OC
  1609. Ginormica
  1610. The original 50 Foot Woman
  1611. Dr. Cockroach
  1612. B.O.B.
  1613. The Missing Link
  1614. The original E.T.
  1615. Free Willy
  1616. Insectosaurus
  1617. Eduardo from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
  1618. All the shiny Pokémon belonging to my friends
  1619. Dracowymsy (every single form)
  1620. Valentacool
  1621. Valentacruel
  1622. Winter Vulpix
  1623. Winter Ninetales
  1624. Remorage
  1625. Octillerage
  1626. Slime Slugma
  1627. Slime Magcargo
  1628. Pokii (both forms)
  1629. Zergoose
  1630. Bidofo
  1631. All the Pokémon belonging to the admins of Global Pokédex Plus...
  1632. ...and Global Trade Station Plus
  1633. TV Tropes Wiki
  1634. Everybody who ever came across something containing Nightmare Fuel on TV Tropes Wiki
  1635. Stargirl
  1636. Leo Borlock
  1637. Susan Julia Caraway
  1638. Archie
  1639. Cinnamon
  1640. Everybody from Love, Stargirl
  1641. The NAACP
  1642. PETA
  1643. All the Altador Cup teams on Neopets.
  1644. Including the practice team...
  1645. ...the Slushie Slinger waitress...
  1646. ...the Altador Cup Committee...
  1647. ...and the shopkeeper for the AC memorabilia store...
  1648. ...and all of the Yooyus...
  1649. ...and the crazy Techo Fanatic...
  1650. ...and the commentators...
  1651. ...and all of TNT
  1652. Elphaba Thropp
  1653. Nessarose Thropp
  1654. Galinda / Glinda
  1655. The Wizard
  1656. Dorothy
  1657. Greg, Rodrick and Manny
  1658. Patty
  1659. Mrs. Norton
  1660. Everybody who lost a friend or relative to Twisease
  1661. God
  1662. My USB
  1663. Zexion
  1664. Marluxia
  1665. Demyx (again)
  1666. His mother, before he was born!
  1667. Dean Koontz
  1668. Garth Nix
  1669. Nikola Tesla
  1670. Tama the Tiger
  1671. Edgar Allen Poe
  1672. Jigglypuff
  1673. Squirtle
  1674. Eva-Beatrice the new Golden Witch
  1675. Professer Rowan
  1676. Professer Oak
  1677. Professer Elm
  1678. Professer Birch
  1679. Shion Sonozaki
  1680. Mion Sonozaki
  1681. Rena Ryugu
  1682. Keiichi Maebara
  1683. Satoko Houjou
  1684. Rika Furude
  1685. Kuraudo Ooishi
  1686. Jirou Tomitake
  1687. Miyo Takano
  1688. Kyousuke Irie
  1689. Oyashiro-sama
  1690. Hanyuu Furude
  1691. Everyone Else from Hinamizawa
  1692. Nemo
  1693. Mukhamoita-suya
  1694. Renesme (She hated her dad too much)
  1695. California
  1696. Everyone
  1697. Life
  1698. Cedric Diggory (for making his actor look gay)
  1699. Remus Lupin
  1700. Rufus Scrimegour (for making vampires look gay)
  1701. Belle Goose
  1702. Winston Churchill
  1703. The Nazi
  1704. Squidward (for being more "glamorous" than him)
  1705. Jackie Chan
  1706. Anne Frank
  1707. Rick Riordan
  1708. All good authors
  1709. Percy Jackson
  1710. Annabeth Chase
  1711. Clarisse La Rue
  1712. Charles Beckendorf
  1713. Luke Castellan (before he worked for Kronos)
  1714. Kronos
  1715. The Manga of the World
  1716. Sonic
  1717. Doctor Who
  1718. Ellen DeGenerez
  1719. The Jonas Brothers
  1720. Mario and Luigi
  1721. Malleo and Weegee
  1722. The Sad Apple, Ribbon, Feather and Chess piece that were put on the book covers. (They committed suicide)
  1723. The Sega makers
  1724. Renesmee's child (it was plotting in her tummy ^^)
  1725. The Lady on the Poster on the bus Stop.
  1726. The number 1725
  1727. Ed, Edd and Eddy, for making the name Edward gay and stupid.
  1728. Richard the Lionheart
  1729. Anyone who's name is Edward
  1730. The friends of apple; Grape, Banana and Orange
  1731. Annoying Orange
  1732. Mr. Bean
  1733. The Book; Twilight it1740. Daisy
  1734. Shadow the Hedgehog (obvious reasons)
  1735. Every video game character that ever lived
  1736. A random bird
  1737. Stacy's mom
  1738. Gillbert and Sullivan
  1739. My drama teacher
  1740. Starbucks coffe
  1741. 1747. Team Edward fangirls (they started fighting over him and ripped him to pieces)
  1742. 1748. the statue of liberty
  1743. 1749. Every single bookstore in the universe
  1744. 1750. The guy who invented body glitter (for ruining his creation)
  1745. 1751. Pear orchard owners (for making them lose all their business to twitard who wanted apples!)
  1746. 1752. Team Edward Elric (cause he's awesome and cullen in gay...)
  1747. 1753. Darren Shan (the character)
  1748. 1754. Steve Leopard
  1749. 1755. Larten Crepsley
  1750. 1756. Will Turner
  1751. 1757. Elizabeth Swann
  1752. 1758. The cast of Glee
  1753. 1759. The Stargate
  1754. 1761. Thousand Foot Krutch
  1755. 1762. John Constantine
  1756. 1763. Chuck Norris
  1757. 1764. Bruce Lee
  1758. 1765. Jecht
  1759. 1766. Train Hearnet
  1760. 1767. Rinslet Walker
  1761. 1768. Sora
  1762. 1769. Tabby
  1763. 1770. Haseo
  1764. 1771. Shino
  1765. 1772. Ovan
  1766. 1773. Azure Kite
  1767. 1775. Snow White
  1768. 1777. The Cowardly Lion
  1769. 1779. KiraGirl2
  1770. 1780. The Golden Lady
  1771. 1781. Max-Earnest
  1772. 1782. The Silver Man
  1773. 1783. The Whole Evil Midnight Sun Group
  1774. 1784. George Washington
  1775. 1785. Thomas Jefferson
  1776. 1786. Henry Ford
  1777. 1787. Gerald R. Ford
  1778. 1788. The Person at Pizza Hut
  1779. 1789. The guy whos girlfriend dumped him for not being like Edward.
  1780. 1790. Yugi
  1781. 1791. Peter Griffin
  1782. 1792. Battler
  1783. 1793. Shannon
  1784. 1794. Siesta 410
  1785. 1795. Fredrica Bernkastal
  1786. 1796. Kinzo Ushiromiya
  1787. Maria Ushiromiya
  1788. Ange Ushiromiya
  1789. People who were unfortunate enough to have the last name "Cullen."self
  1790. Annabeth Chase
  1791. Thalia Grace
  1792. Shounen Bat
  1793. Pedo Bear
  1794. Stare-dad
  1795. Honchkrow
  1796. Lugia
  1797. Ho-Oh
  1798. Dr. Gilbert Alexander
  1799. Arceus
  1800. Dialga
  1801. Palkia
  1802. Giratine
  1803. People With the First Name "Edward"
  1804. You
  1805. A Stick
  1806. Vampire Hunters
  1807. Vampires
  1808. My Gerbil
  1809. God
  1810. Dethklok (For being the epitome of everything non-metal, and he tried to sleep with Skwisgar's mom)
  1811. Charles Foster Offdensen
  1812. The Tribunal
  1813. Dr. Rockzo (He stole his cocaine)
  1814. VUVUZELAS
  1815. all the members of all the soccer teams that do (or don't) participate in the World Cup
  1816. All the characters in all the series of Tamora Pierce's Books
  1817. Bill Gates
  1818. Steve Jobs
  1819. The entire lame cast of Jersey Shore
  1820. Vlad the Impaler
  1821. The Creators of Symbolism
  1822. Alex Day (nerimon)
  1823. Charlie McDonell (charlieissocoollike)
  1824. Tom Milson (hexachordal)
  1825. Ed Plant (eddplant)
  1826. GARY MOTHER FUCKING OAK.... AGAIN
  1827. The Apple Corporation
  1828. Misa Misa (she was under the word of light)
  1829. Rem
  1830. Mastuda
  1831. Brock
  1832. Where the hell is matt
  1833. where the hell is matt's girlfriend
  1834. drake
  1835. Owl city
  1836. Jacob fangirls
  1837. my left foot
  1838. Rocks
  1839. THAT BLOODY KID
  1840. The Penguins of Madagascar
  1841. King Julien
  1842. Alex, Melman, Marty and Gloria
  1843. That tumbleweed in the dramatic western movie scenes.
  1844. the movie remember me (he just had to be in there)
  1845. sexy canadians
  1846. solid snake. (he tried it with his bazooka)
  1847. Marik Ishtar
  1848. Mr. Tweetums
  1849. Yami Yugi's leather pants
  1850. Bandit Keith (Edward wasn't AMERICAN enough for him...IN AMERICA)
  1851. Joey Wheeler (he unleashed his BROOKLYN RAGE)
  1852. OHMIGOD A Giant Rock
  1853. Vic Mignogna
  1854. Melvin (hugged him to death)
  1855. Duke Devlin
  1856. Scar the Sexy Hobo
  1857. Tristan Taylor ("BURN THE WITCH!")
  1858. Team Rocket
  1859. The Seven Homunculi
  1860. The Old Kyle Busch
  1861. Sexual Harrassment Panda (Eddie Sparklekins made him a 'sad panda')
  1862. Sidney Crosby's golden goal at the Olympics)
  1863. Lord Stanley's Cup (for beating it's thunder as a respected sparky 'trophy')
  1864. the Chicago Blackhawks
  1865. a hockey puck to the testlcles (Who knew Eddie had sparkly balls of steel?)
  1866. Roush Fenway Racing
  1867. the vampire trinity in '3' (The X Files)
  1868. Bunnie
  1869. The Thought Police
  1870. The League of Ramona's Evil Exes
  1871. The Silence from "Doctor Who"
  1872. The Vorlons
  1873. The Shadows
  1874. Mitt Romney
  1875. Mr. Burns
  1876. Dilbert
  1877. Dogbert
  1878. Catbert
  1879. Scandinavia and the World
  1880. Humon (the creator of SatW)
  1881. Crazy religious people
  1882. Normal religious people
  1883. Robot Donald from Epic Mickey
  1884. Oswald
  1885. Potter Puppet Pals
  1886. Everyone who has ever been annoyed by Annoying Orange
  1887. That means Apple
  1888. And Pear
  1889. And Plumpkin

1873. And Sandy Claus

1874. And Handball Lemonhead

1875. And Melon

1876. And Jigsaw

1877. And Potato with Bad Circulation

1878. And the other annoying oranges

1879. And the onion rings

1880. And Pac-Man

1881. And Pinky, Inky, Blinky and Clyde

1882. And Daneboe himself

1883. Every teenybopper artist who ever lived

1884. The tropers on TV Tropes Wiki

1885. Coraline

1886. Wybie

1887. The Other Mother

1888. The Other Father

1889. The Other Wybie

1890. The Other Mrs. Spink and Forcible

1891. The Other Mr. Bobinsky

1892. The real Mr. Bobinsky

1893. The real Mrs. Spink and Forcible

1894. The real Coraline's mother and father

1895. The blue apple that is our logo of epic proportions

1896. Sweeney Todd

1897. Benjamin Barker

1898. Mrs. Lovett

1899. All of their victims

1900. And all of their pies

1901. Toby

1902. Johanna

1903. Anthony

1904. Short Round

1905. Adolfo Pirelli

1906. KROOOOOOZE!

1907. The Hair Guy's hair

1908. Beelzenef

1909. Rebecca Hawkins's satanic teddy bear

1910. Rick Astley

1911. That deer at the beginning of the Twilight movie

1912. Obelisk the Tormentor

1913. Slifer the Executive Producer

1914. Mega Ultra Chicken

1915. Amy Pond

1916. Yugi's Grandpa's super rare awesome chocolately fudge-coated mega supervagina

1918. Anita Blake (A real vampire hunter)

1919. Freddy Krueger, 2010 version (unfortunately he couldn't even get to Edward since he doesn't sleep. Bella and Jacob on the other hand.....)

1920. Heiwajima Shizuo

1921. Orihara Izaya

1922. Professor Hershel Layton (Edward spilled his tea, kicked Luke and Flora and called him a pedo, when we know who the real pedo is)

1923. Hanover Fiste (Sadly, after being torn into itsy bitsy pieces and buried alive, SMeyer ressurected Edward with her speshul powers of Suethorness so she could continue having sex dreams involving him and a bathtub full of orange jello.)

1924. Athena

1925. Magical Trevor

1926. Ash Ketchum

1926. Cookie Veggie Monster

1927. Zeus ( he hates vampires who sparkle)

1928. Peter Jackson

1930. The Entire Cast of Soul Eater

1932. Raziel

1933. Kain

1934. The whole Avenged Sevenfold, including The Rev

1935. Alfred Hitchcock

1936. All parrots

1937. Pixar

1938. Charlie Brown

1939. Snoopy the Dog

1940. Linus

1941. Lucy van Pelt

1942. Peppermint Patty

1943. Woodstock [from Peanuts]

1944. The rest of the Peanuts gang

1945. River Tam

1946. Yusuke Urameshi

1947. Kazuma Kuwabara

1948. Hiei Jaganashi

1949. Yoko Kurama

1950. Genkai

1951. Jayne Cobb

1952. Anything else Joss Whedon ever created or directed.

1953. Vash the Stampede (it's not really taking a life if he's already dead).

1954. Vincent Valentine.

1955. Cid Highwind

1956. SEPHIROTH.

1957. Satoshi Houjou (while he was hospitalized).

1958. Dom Cobb

1959. Mal

1960. Christian Bale

1961. Tommy Dawkins

1962. Merton Dingle

1963. M Night Shyamalan

1964. Ke$ha

1965. Dr Zoidberg

1966. Then Gandalf the Grey

1967. And Gandalf the White

1968. And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight

1969. And Benito Mussolini

1970. And the Blue Meanie

1971. And Cowboy Curtis

1972. And Jambi the Genie

1973. Robocop

1974. The Terminator

1975. Captain Kirk

1976. And Darth Vader

1977. Lo Pan

1978. Superman

1979. Every single Power Ranger

1980. Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan

1981. Spock

1982. The Rock

1983. Doc Ock

1984. And Hulk Hogan ( All came out of nowhere lightning fast, and they kicked Edward Cullen in his sparkly a$$, it was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw, with civilians looking on in total awe) [Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny XD]

1985. Every single member (and visitor)of TwilightSucks.com forum

1986. Nigahiga

1987. Edwart Mullen from Nightlight

1988. Every single Warrior cat

1989. The whole population of Forks, Washington

1990. Chris Crocker

1991. Sam Uley ( Ripped off his face for not loving him)

1992. Every single MegaMan villian (Especially the generation 2 Robot Masters)

1993. The guy who invented love

1994. That broken soda can on the side of the street

1995. You keyboard's Z and X keys

1997. Me, for the millionth time.

1998. The glitter factory

1999. Tay Zonday

2000. A black hole that tried to consume infinity while dividing by zero

2001: Benjamin Linus

2002: Yogi Bear

2003: Fatso the Wombat

2004: The Stig

2005: Rupert Bear

2006: Hugh Jackman

2007: My breakfast cereal

2008:Cleverbot

2009: Pac-Man

2010: The Monopoly guy

2011. Freddie from iCarly

2012. 2012

2013. Novak Djokovic

2014. Roger Federer

2015. Rafael Nadal

2018. Ernest Hemingway

2019. My uncle

2021. Him-- 0.0

2022. The Fire Lord

2023. King Bumi

2024. Azula

2025. Zuko

2026. Aang

2027. Katara

2028. Sokka

2029. Toph

2030. Uncle Iroh

2031. Mai

2032. Ty Lee

2033. Suki

2034. Yue

2035. Admiral Jhao

2036. Nancy Drew

2037. Big Daddies, Including the alpha series

2038. Splicers

2039. Little Sisters

2040. Andrew Ryan

2041. Dr. Tenenbaum

2042. Sofia Lamb

2043. Eleanor Lamb

2044. GlaDoS

2045. Jack of Blades

2046. Twin Blade

2047. Plankton

2049. Minerva McGonnagal (she never liked Diggory anyway)

2050. Neville Longbottom

2051. Katniss Everdeen (God, even I can't survive his kiss!)

2052. That guy that says 'Hoopla' in Spongebob

2053. Ted, Marshall, Robin (Gun Violence!), Lily, and Barney (What dick doesn't know how to date!)

2054. The publisher who published the book

2055. Lindsay Lohan (She wanted to steal his drugs)

2056. The random hobo sitting infront of Edward... oh wait, that is him!

2057. Maximum Ride

2058. The Flock

2059. Dalek Cann

2060. Llamas of the world

2061. The Cybermen

2062. Foamy the Squirrel

2063. Perry the Platypus

2064. Japan (both the country itself and the character from Axis Powers Hetalia, again)

2065. My gay friend (for unleashing bucket loads of gay jokes upon the world)

2066. Every member of SHINee (for stealing their "sparkly sparkly" image before they changed looks in "Lucifer")

2067. Taemin (again)

2068. Every member of Super Junior

2069. Every member of SNSD/Girls' Generation

2070. Yoogeun (he headbutted him in "that spot." Unfortunately this usually results in Power Ranger strength.)

2071. Johnny Yong Bosch

2073. Organization XIII

2074. Lisa Simpson

2075. Sideshow Bob

2076. The cast of Zoey 101

2079. G Dragon (he was pissed because red apples are HIS thing.)

2080. Coop Cooplowski (Megas XLR) (he ate Edward, but then saw the movies and vomited him up)

2081. Beatrice the Golden Witch

2082. Jim Raynor

2083. Sarah Kerrigan

2084. Tychus Findlay

2085. Arcturus Mengsk

2086. The Sons of Korhal

2088. The Imperium

2089. Gorgutz' Waaaagh!

2090. The Necrons

2091. Atton Rand

2092. The Zerg

2093. North Korea

2094. The Spanish Inqusition (Edward didn't expect them.)

2095. 4chan

2096. Sauron

2097. Saxton Hale!

2098. All worshippers of Chaos

2099. Khorne

2100. Tzeentch

2101. Slaneesh

2102. Nurgle

2104. All the ROUS (Rodents of Unusual Size) in existence

2105. Jack Black

2106. John Petrucci

2107. John Myung

2108. Jordan Ruddess

2109. James Labrie

2110. Light Yagami's epic potato chip

2111. Toothless

2112. Rush

2113: Vaati

2114: Beyond Birthday

2115: Teru Mikami

2116: Walter Sullivan

2117: The Flame Alchemist, Roy Mustang

2118: The rest of the Fullmetal Alchemist Cast

2119: The rest of the Naruto Cast

2120: The rest of the Sonic Cast

2121: The Tails Doll

2122: Himself

2123: Professor Robert Langdon

2124: The Comedian

2125: Julius Caesar

2126: The Bride

2127: The three mermaid chicks from H2O

2128: Austin Powers

2129: Mini me

2130: Tony Montana

2131: Firo Prochainezo

2132: Maiza Avaro

2133: Luck Gandor

2134: Keith Gandor

2135: Berga Gandor

2136: Ennis

2137: Chick Jefferson

2138: Maria Balsereit

2139: Jacuzzi Splot

2140: Nice Holystone

2141: Chane Laforet

2142: Huey Laforet

2143: Ronny Sukiart

2144: Graham Specter

2146: Kanji Tatsumi

2147: Darren Criss

2148: Joey Richter

2149: Joey Richter's dick

2150: Rumbleroar

2150: Miss Cooter

2151: The Old Snatch

2152: The Sorting Hat

2153: The Scarf of Sexual Preference

2154: Firenze (mistook him for a strong woman because of the sparkles)

2155: The Zefron Poster

2156: Sanji (for being a total manwhore and stealing all the braindamaged women who might sleep with him)

2157: Nami

2158: Ussop

2159: Franky

2160: Robin

2161: Chopper

2162: Bon clay (mr 2)

2163: Emporio Ivakov

2164: Gloomy freaking bear

Emporio Ivankov EditEdit

2165.Fred

2166.the cast of barely political

2167. Lily Allen

2168. Abby Schito

2169. Thom e Gemcity

2169. Jace Wayland

2170.Clary

2171. Simon for being an impersonator

2172. Ziva the hottest ninja in the world

2173. Obama Girl

2174. Billy Joel

2175. Disney including mickey mouse

2176. CALGARY ALBERTA CANADA

2177. Alex J. Mercer

2178. Bono

2179. Cast of The Office

2180. King Leonitus

2181. Joel E. Ferris High School

2182. The girl that threw the puppies in the river

2183. Yuri

2184. Alfred Hitchcock

2185. Rambo

2187. The 501st

2188. The 37th Airborne

2189. Caesar

2190. Mr. Smith

2191. Mr. Kenlein

2192. Mr. Goeller

2193. Mr. Hughes

2195. Taylor Swift. (shes putting the song on her next album)

2197. Ghengis Khan and his Mongols

2198. every single pope

2199. Emperor Nero. he burned Rome in his last attempt

2200. Starfox

2201. Every single castle crasher

2202. Maddy Vaughn

2203. Karl Marx

2204. John Wayne

2205. John Wayne's greatest fan, the immortal Mr. Jay

2206. youtube trolls

2207. meekakitty

2208. Noble 6

2209: Razor9350

2210: Uncle Troll

2211: Winchesters

2212: All zobies.... and braincookizz

2213: All Galaxy

2214: Lion King (because Edward feeds on his animals)

2215: Katherine Pierce

2216: Fireman Sam

2217: Little red tractor

2218: Shrek & Fiona

2219: All faires

2220: fruitcake

2221: Voodoo People

2223: Hannah Montana

2224: Cristal Covarrubias

2225: Count M

2226: Albert Einstein

2227: Charlie Manson

2228: Ajaan Panor (from Art of the Devil)

2230: Carrie White

2231: Regan McNeal

2232: Rocky Balboa

2233: Conan the Barbarian

2235: Dr. Evil

2236: Common Sense

2237: The people who say 'Okay Dokey'

2238: Samara Morgan

2239: Crazy Hippo

2240: Lucky Look

2241: Asterix and Obelix

2242: Jackie Chan

2243: Oscar Wilde

2244: Nathan Wallace

2245: Godzilla

2246: Zeus

Emporio Ivankov EditEdit

2247: Castiel

2248: Bobby Singer

2249: England

2250: The Moon

Masonicon's EditEdit

2251: Tommy Vercetti

2252: Bart Simpson

2253: every single Crysis Nanosuit-clad Characters

2254: every single Command and Conquer Generals: Zero Hour generals

2255: Cho Seung Hui

2256: the Anunnaki

2257: Doomguy

2258: Every Single Doom Monsters

2259: Every Single Kingdom Hearts Characters

2260: Hiro Nakamura

2261: Debt Colectors

2262: Sarah Walker for him attempting to dazzle her

2263: Captain Awesome for misusing the term "Awesome"

2264: Colonel Casey for attempting to snarl more than him

2265: Chuck Bartowski for trying to dazzle his girl

2266: Imperial Guards from Warhammer 40.000

2267: Brotherhood of Nod

2268: Misty Waterflower

2269: Tracey Sketchit

2270: Melody from Pokemon the movie 2000

2271: Every animal in existence.

2272: Every Spectrobe in existence.

2273: The AMD Dragon.

2274: Every other dragon in existence.

2275: Brock Obama.

2276: The Sun (its light just got reflected anyway)

2277: Planet X

2279: Fascism

2280: Stephen Harper

2281: Stephane Dion's Quebecois accent

2282: The New Democratic Party of Canada

2283: Eason Chan

2284: Gordon Freeman

2285: Gordon Freeman's kick that divides by 0

2286: You dividing by 0 and it working out.

2287: Ceiling Cat

2288: Basement Cat

2289: Your Science teacher

2291: Luke Skywalker

2292: The Force (it was repelled by his dumbness)

2293: Alex Kingdon's massive blue gaming computer

2294: Portal

2295: Portal 2

2296: Portal 3

2297: Valve

2298: Nomad from Crysis

2299: A living Crysis nanosuit

2300: All Gundam pilots ever. Including Lunamaria Hawke, though she wasn't any help at all.

2301: Sony Entertainment Corp.

2302: Macbeth

2303: January 1, 2011.

2304: January 11, 2011.

2305: November 1, 2011.

2306: November 11, 2011.

2307: November 11, 2011 at 11:11 p.m.

2308: Twitter

2309: Michael Moore

2310: Anti-Michael Moore people

2311: The Raven from Poe's poem

2312: James Cameron

2313: All apple-growers in the world (It was an insult to their fruit)

2314: Nintendo

2315: Super Smash Bros. Brawl

2316: Sothe

2317: Yune

2318: Ashera

2319: Volke

2320: Volug

2321: Every other Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance and Radiant Dawn character

2322: Every other Fire Emblem character

2323: A.C. Eos

2324: Mochi Totoro

2325: Rowena Svoltaire

2326: Gionatan Iasio

2327: Italy

2328: Germany

2329: China

2330: Brazil

2331: France

2332: FOX News Canada

2333: The Republican Party

2334: The Democrat Party

2335: The people that smashed up Toronto during the G-8 summit (Twilight was the real reason why)

2336: Stephen Hawking

2337: Your genome

2338: Dragon babies

2339: Inside jokes

2340: All of your OCs. Every single damn one of them.

2341: Your subconscious.

2342: All of the banks in Canada

2343: Breaking Benjamin

2344: Linkin Park

2345: Jaejoong

2346: Dukemon

2347: Alphamon

2348: Examon

2349: Acer

2350: Intel

2351: The English language....

2352: ...and every other language known to mankind.

2353: Mozilla Firefox

2354: Google Chrome

2355: Windows XP

2356: Windows 7

2357: Apple

2358: Steve Jobs

2359: Mark Zuckerberg

2360: Gakupo

2361: Kaito

2362: Yamato Kira and the Strike Freedom.

2363: Josh Panzerotten

2364: Sayoshi Risotto

2365: Toothfairy Carpenter

2366: Flames Risotto

2367: Winter

2368: Spring

2369: Summer

2370: Autumn

2371: Global Warming

2372: The cheezeburger

2373: Google

2374: Elgoog

2375: Grildragos

2376: Rydrake

2377: Zozanero

2378: Terrans

2380: The zombie of Carl de Jung. (Still practising psychology as always.)

2381: Grant Imahara's robots

2382: Jay Ingram

2383: Ziya Tong

2384: Jay Chou

2385: Steven Spielberg

2386: Taxes

2387: Gaia Online

2388: Your Math teacher.

2389: Crytek

2390: Nexon

2391: Murray Gold

2392: David Tennant

2393: Billie Piper

2394: Febreeze

2395: The Book of Revelations

2396: Naomi Novik

2397: Ikea

2398: T&T Supermarkets

2399: Galen Weston

2400: The United Nations

2401: Flashman (who has tried a record 9001 times because Edward ruined sparkling for the only robot allowed to sparkle.)

2402: Metalman (Just because he hates Twilight and loves zombies)

2403: IMF (The International Monetary Fund)

2404: Antoine Dawson

2405: Greece

2406: Antonella and Patty2

2407: Ursakar Creed

2408: Winter Vulpix (failed because it evolved into Winter Ninetails giving Edward enough time to escape)

2409: Winter Ninetails (went after him later)

2410: All the characters of every SoulCalibur game including the f-ing games themselves)

2411: Shinsei Rooma

2412: World of Warcraft

2413: Jack Burton (the check is in the mail)

2414: Every Single Spore Creatures

2415: Noctis

2416: Leonard, Caeser, Yulie, Kara

2417: My math teacher

2418: His mom out of shame

2419: His shine made him blind and fall off a cliff

2420: Hard butt sex

2421: Shoop da Whoop

2423: soren

2424 gylfie

2425 twilight (not the book)

2426. digger

2427every one int the great ga'hoole tree

2428 Zatch Bell and Kiyo Takamine

2429: Juan, Oscar y Franco Reyes

2450: Japanese people

2451: All the characters in the Dragon Quest world

2452: Don't forget the demon lords of Dragon Quest as well.

2453: ...Not to mention the slimes and its fellow monsters.

2454: Rozen Maiden dolls

2455: Arika Takarano

2456: Starlight

2457: Fa tried to kill Edward, but Fa didn't make it...*sobs*

2458: Non sue OCs

2459: Maria Renard

2460: Akira Toriyama

2461: Touko

2462: N Harmonia

2463: Psy

2464: Cheren

2464: Bianca

2461: Koichi Sugiyama

2462: Yuji Horii

2463: The Scarlet vampire sisters

2464: Reimu Hakurei

2465: Marisa Kirisame

2466: And her master spark

2467: The NEET from the moon

2468: Great Aether

2469: Cirn⑨

2470: Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt

2471: Including Chuck

2472: And Brief

2473: And Scanty and Kneesocks with Corset

2472: As well as Fastener

2473: Kaworu Nagisa

2474: Including the kitten he killed

2475: The Wolfguards, their leader failed to take his head away.

2476: Even Gharnef was unable to kill him as Edward destroyed his tome

2477: Ashera's judgement didn't petrify him sadly.

2478: George Soros

2479: asdfmovie

2480: That one guy who likes trains

2481: Crona Gorgon

2482: Ragnarok

2483: Turrets from Portal

2484: The Companion Cube

2485: Chell

2486: Cave Johnson

2487: Chuck Norris

2488: THE STRONG ARM ALCHEMIST, ALEX LOUIS ARMSTRONG!

2489: EXCALIBURRRRR

2490: Envy the Homunculus

2491: Shou Tucker

2492: Jean Havoc

2493: Maes Hughes

2494: Vato Falman

2495: Heymans Breda

2396: Kain Fuery

2497: Tsubaki Nakastukasa

2498: Blair the Cat

2499: Serenity

2500:Desmond the moon bear!

2501: dino kid

2502: Jonathan the Zombie who likes Turtles

2503: Rebecca Black

2504: Michael McIntyre

2505: David Hasselhoff (he hassled the Hoff)

2506: Harry Hill

2507: Jonathan Coulton

2508: Scarlett the Cat Witch

2510: Miku Hatsune

2511: Pai, Taruto and Kisshu

2512: The freakin' Mew Mews

2513: Every member of Club Penguin

2515: Alternatively, Alfons Heiderich

2516: That gypsy girl in Conqueror of Shamballa

2517: Mr. Hilter

2519: Iji Kataiser

2521: Dante

2522: Vergil

2523: Nero

2524: Zardoz (The gun is good, the sparkle is evil)

2525: Geralt the witcher

2526: J.C. Denton

2527: Cthulhu

2528: Sabrina the Teenage Witch

2529: Ai Enma (Hell Girl)

2530: Dr Octagonapus

2531: Winter Solstice by dividing by zero.

2532: Adam Jensen

2533: Waldo

2534: Pvt Grif

2535: Pvt Simmons

2536: Pvt donut

2537: Sarge

2538: Tucker

2539: Church

2540: Agent Tex

2541: Agent York

2542: The Meta

2543: Caboose

2544: Trainer Jared and Mr Fish

2545: Splendid from Happy Tree Friends(too bad, he lets Edward Cullen and his family eats the rest of Happy Tree Friends)

2546: Abdullah Hashem

2547: Charles Xavier

2549: Erik Lensherr

2550: Zerg from starcraft

2551: Catalina Creel

2552: League of Legends players'

2553: Dark Helmet

2554: Lloyd and Harry

2555: The entire community of Equestria

2556: Martha Jones

2557: Agent Carolina

2558: Baluka by showing him Abduction

2559: Princess Celestia

2560: Xenomorph

2561: Every porn star ever

2562: his boyfriend

2563: Ponychan

2564: Internet Explorer

2566: the government censoring the internet plan (bill didn't get passed)

2567: the mirror on the wall

2568: old spice guy

2569: new old spice guy

2570: scruffy the janitor

2571: the voices in his head

2572: the doctor that diagnosed him to have man-eating pubic lice

2573: his fans

2574: antiviruses

2575: his own genitals

2576: Adam West with a cat launcher

2577: guy who loves everyone

2578: his halucinations

2580: my mom

2581: Major Asshole

2582: Barf

2583: Lone Star

2584: a mime

2585: the xbox controller

2586: Modern Warfare 3

2587: King Lear

2588: a rock

2589: his destiny

2590: Draco Malfoy

2591: Nyan Cat

2592: Fred

2593: Skodewarde

2594: Spengebab

2595: MOAR Krabs

2596: Rick-Pat

2597: Happy Cat

2598: Hipster Cat

2599: Notch

2600: Herobrine

2601: that guy who always drinks his own piss

2602: snow golems

2603: iron golems

2604: a creeper

2605: a spider jockey

2606: zombie pigman

2607: a ghast

2608: endermen

2609: ender dragon

2610: L

2611: Light

2612: moderator

2612: a tree

2613: christmas

2614: Utumno

2615: Rick Perry

2616: iPhone

2617: turtle

2618: Boku no Pico

2619: Xbox Kinnect

2620: Chucky Cheese

2621: King Kong

2622: Fa Mulan

2623: Cinderella

2624: David Archuleta

2625: Winnie the Pooh

2626: Vlad Taltos

2627: Kragar

2628: Mario Greymist

2629: Temek

2630: Eugenides

2631: Costis

2632: Eliot Spencer

2633: Lindsey Mcdonald

2634: Christian Kane

2635: Dr. Horrible

2636: Katherine Riddle

2637: Jim Moriarty

2638: Sherlock Holmes

2639: Sebastian Moran

2640: John Watson

2644: Adele Adkins

2645: Gotye and Kimbra (They wrote Somebody That I Used to Know over Gotye being dumped for not being speshul enough)

2646: Courage the Cowardly Dog

2647: The Beverly Hillbillies

2648: Gover Underwood

2649: Annabeth Chase

2651: Edhawk Romè

2652: All member from the Lord of the Rings cast

2653: Especially Aragorn, Gandalf, Boromir and Legolas

2654: SAXTON HALE

2655: Wilford Brimley (He tried to use his Diabeetus-Ray, but failed)

2656: Dr. Hax (Who caught him cheating in a LAN party at VampCon 2012 and threw a computer at his head)

2657: Finn and Jake

2658: Everyone in the Universe named Edward (Squidward Cullen is a disgrace to their name)

2659. FUCKING ABRAHAM LINCOLN (why is he not on here?)

2660. Gasai Yuno

2661. Every psycho in the universe

2662. The iceberg from Titanic

2663. The Avengers

2664. SHINee and every other K-Pop group (they want their sparkles back!)

2665. Akira Sasanuma (Twilight Princess Link's voice actor...)

2666. Jack Dawson

2667. Your ancestors

2668. Trololo Man

2669. Rick Santorum

2670. Mitt Romney

2671. Your neighbour

2672. Karkat Vantas

2673. John Egbert

2674. Terezi Pyrope

2675. Sollux Captor

2676. Vriska Serket

2677. Eridan Ampora

2678. Jake English

2679. Jack Noir

2680. Even Nepeta Leijon tried to kill this guy.

2681. Every living being on Alternia

2682. Everyone in Homestuck

2683. Andrew Hussie

2684. Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff

2684. Tweetie Pie

2685. Guts

2686. Griffith/Femto

2687. The Godhand

2688. Caska

2689. The entire Band of the Hawk

2690. Snake Baron Phil

2691. Flandre and Remilia Scarlet

2692. Nyan Cat

2693. Kirby

2694. Meta Knight

2695. CR-S01

2696. Rory Williams

2697. Brian Williams

2698. Madam Vastra

2699. Jenny Flint

2700. Strax

2701. The Sontaran Army

2702. The Daleks

2703. Every single reincarnation of Clara Oswald. When she wasn't trying to save the Doctor, that is.

2704. Paloma Faith

2705. Dr Sheldon Cooper and his mum.

2706. Gipsy Danger

2707. Striker Eureka

2708. Coyote Tango

2709. Crimson Typhoon

2710. Cherno Alpha

2711: Keyboard Cat

2712: Sakuya Izayoi (For being a disgrace to her mistress's species.)

2713: Every living and non-living thing on this planet

2714: All the Warrior cats (even Tigerstar)

2715: All the Survivor dogs

2716: All the Seeker bears

2717: You

2718: That one piece of fabric clinging desperately to your sock

2719: Queen Elizabeth I

2720: Queen Elizabeth II

2721: Unborn babies

2722: Freddie Mercury

2723: Anna and Elsa

2724: Every country flag in the world

2725: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

2726. Pipikachu99's vampire cat OC Hunter and his owner Pikachu The Mouse Pokemon

2727: AND THE REST OF PIPIKACHU99'S OCS TOO

ShodaiGoro's EditEdit

2728: Anguirus

2729: Mothra

2730: King Ghidorah

2731: Gigan

2732: Megalon (Admit it: Megalon could write a book better than Twilight)

2733: MechaGodzilla (Showa)

2734: Super MechaGodzilla

2735: Kiryu

2736: Rodan

2737: Gorosaurus

2738: Destoroyah

2739: Titanosaurus

2740: Battra

2741: Monster X/Keizer Ghidorah

2742: Kumonga

2743: Kamacuras

2744: Minilla

2745: Godzilla Jr.

2746: M.O.G.U.E.R.A.

2747: SpaceGodzilla

2748: Jet Jaguar

2749: Ken Masters

2750: M. Bison

2751: Vega

2752: Wolverine

2753: The entire cast of DRAMAtical Murder (Even Sei!)

2754: The Zoldyck family (and the servants, and Mike)

2755: The Phantom Troupe/Genei Ryodan (Shizuku almost killed Edturd; but he got away. They're still hunting him down to this very day.)

2756: Everyone in Hunter x Hunter (Including Alluka, Ponzu, Menchi, etc.)

2757: Everybody in Yu Yu Hakusho!

2758: Cheese Nips (Because of the Twitards stomping on them)

2759: Tater Tots

2760. Pudding the Mouse

2761. Mr. Talladega

2762. Mopsy the Goldfish (He, Mr. Talladega, and Pudding are plotting their revenge because his fangirls murdered them!)                

2763. Purrham Furbottom and most of the cat guards in BattleBlock Theater. (Even the tiny ones.)

2763. Every boy and even remotely intelligent girl who's been forced to watch any of the movies (Poor souls)

Phapha332's Edit!

2764. Hermione Granger

2765. Ginny Weasley

2766. Colin Creevey

2767. Albus Dumbledore(yeah, I know he wouldn't do that, but expectations can be misleading)

2768. J.K. Rowling

2769. All the Death Eaters(Carrow, Avery, Nott, Crabbe, Goyle...)

2770. Draco Malfoy(he's mad because so many people won't stop their bull@#$% about how HAWT EDSPARKLE CULLEN IS OMG <-- ew)

2771. Lucius Malfoy(Wait till my father hears about this!)

2772. Ron Weasley

2773. Me.

2774. Rita Skeeter(with her quick- quotes- quill oh, you know what I mean. EDWARD CULLEN IS SPOTTED HAVING AN UNHEALTHY RELATIONSHIP... even Harry Potter would love it. Maybe she won't be writing stupid things anymore once she sees Edward.)

2775. Oliver Wood

2776. Fred Weasley & George Weasley

2777. Alastor Moody

2778. Percy Weasley

2779: Asgore Dreemurr

2780: Sans the Skeleton (Someone Is Going To Have A Bad Time)

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