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According to twitards, Edward is the greatest vampire ever. But we Antis disagree and we believe that there are WAY better vampires that can own Edward any day.

  1. Dracula (Obviously)
    Vampires don't sparkle

    Edward about to get owned by four true vampires

  2. Count Von Count (Sesame Street) Take that Twitards!!!
  3. Spike
  4. Angel
  5. Flandre Scarlet (Touhou)
  6. Remilia Scarlet (Touhou)
  7. Kurumi(Touhou)
  8. Any vampires in the House of Night series. I'd take tattoos over sparkles any day.
  9. Muse (Seihou) She is also a magician.
  10. Alucard (Hellsing) Bring on the Guns!
  11. Seras Victoria (Hellsing)
  12. Alucard (Castlevania)
  13. Count Chocula
  14. Akatsuki Kain (Vampire Knight)
  15. Haruka Kuran
  16. Bunnicula
  17. Nosferatu
  18. Jerry Dandrige (Fright Night) Both the original and the remake
  19. Selene (Underworld)
  20. Claudia (Interview with the Vampire) She's only 5 years old!!!
  21. The Lost Boys
  22. Marlow (30 days of night)
  23. Clan (Near Dark)
  24. Caine (Vampire: The Masquerade)
  25. David Bowie (The Hunger)
  26. Marceline (Adventure Time)
  27. Marshall Lee (Genderbend of Marceline from Adventure Time)
  28. Katerina Petrova/Katherine Pierce (Vampire Diaries)
  29. Damon Salvatore (Vampire Diaries)
  30. Stefan Salvatore (Vampire Diaries)
  31. Dimitri Maximov (Darkstalkers)
  32. Regine Dandrige (Fright Night part II) Lady knows how to get revenge on someone; turn him immortal and torture him for eternity!
  33. Lestat de Lioncourt (All of Anne Rice's works that have him as a character)
  34. Edward Dalton (Daybreakers) Yes, his name's the same as Edward's. Yes, he's a reluctant vampire. But he's also trying to do real good in the world and genuinely cares about the human race; he tries to make a blood substitute so vampires won't have to farm humans and later finds a cure for the disease (risking his own life in the process).
  35. Eli (Let the Right One In)
  36. Santánico Pandemónium (From Dusk till Dawn)
  37. Any vampire in From Dusk till Dawn
  38. Any vampire and vampaneze from Cirque du Freak/The Saga of Darren Shan (Which is a TRUE saga!)
  39. Sanguini (Harry Potter)
  40. Vlad (Young Dracula)
  41. Ingrid (Young Dracula)
  42. The Count (Young Dracula)
  43. Bertrand (Young Dracula)
  44. Lissa Dragomir (Vampire Academy)
  45. Any vamp from Vampire Academy.
  46. Nick Knight (Forever Knight)
  47. Susan Rodriguez (The Dresden Files)
  48. Thomas Raith (The Dresden Files)
  49. All four vampire Courts from The Dresden Files
  50. Joachim, Keith, and Hildegard Valentine. (Shadow Hearts)
  51. Evangeline A.K McDowell (Mahou Sensei Negima)
  52. Ethan Sullivan (Chicagoland Vampires) He did come back from being ash after all.
  53. Merit (Chicagoland Vampires)
  54. Any vamp from Chicagoland Vampires.  
  55. Louis de Pointe du Lac (Interview with the vampire)
  56. Cybella (Scooby-Doo)
  57. Draculaura (Monster High)
  58. Rachel Alucard (BlazBlue)
  59. Christopher Lee's Dracula (all versions)
  60. Abby (let me in)
  61. Dio Brando and the Pillar Men (JoJo's Bizarre Adventures; note that the latter belong to a species that preys on vampires)
  62. Jenna Talbot (Dracula)
  63. Vamp (Metal Gear Solid) Canonically in a homosexual relationship, but doesn't sparkle. Also killed an entire team of armed Navy SEALS with only a combat knife.
  64. Flutterbat (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) Sure, she was temporarily a vampire, but the eleven minutes of her as a vampire is more epic than the four failures of novels of Edward as a vampire.
  65. Hunter the Vampirecat (Fellow Frozen Apples member's pet and OC) He may be cute, but he kills.
  66. Every vampire from Fevre Dream.
  67. Kanaya Maryam (Homestuck) She might glow, but at least she doesn't sparkle.
  68. Any vamp from the Owari no Seraph/Seraph of the End series
  69. Nitara (Mortal Kombat. Yeah, that's right, a vampiress/succubus is more badass in 3 game appearances and 1 in-game cameo than Edturd ever was in 4 books!)
  70. Any Vampire in Mortal Kombat, actually. Canon or not, they're still better than Edwart.
  71. Vamdemon, VenomVamdemon and BelialVamdemon (Digimon)
  72. Zubat, Golbat & Crobat (Pokémon)
  73. Drucilla, because she's just so much fun to watch
  74. All Kinds of Ticks
  75. All Kinds of Mosquitos

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