Screen Junkies is a YouTube channel created by amazing people who known exactly how the Antis feel and have translated this into 'Honest Trailers'. It's not just Twilight or the sequels that have been turned into amazing trailer videos by this group of people, but these are some of the most noteworthy things they've created.
Kristen Stewart's acting is perfectly described in the form of nicknames: just-smelled-poop-face, dead-eyes and mouth-breather, among others. And yes, her weird long pauses are also in there.
They are also completely aware of the fact that Stephenie Meyer can't write, and are not afraid to tell the viewers about it. Instead of Bella's Sueness, that's something we should constantly be reminded off.