This is a list of crimes commited by Twihards against us.
They flog us with red ribbons, tickle us with flowers, or stone us with chess pieces while we're gagged with a red apple.They also murdered Pudding the Mouse and Mopsey the Goldfish. RIP. They annoy us by talking about Edward Cullen. They burn our eyes with shitty fan fiction. They also assault those who are not on their side, thereby causing anti-Twilight revolutions to happen worldwide.
Our houses might be wrapped in red ribbons or apples might be thrown at them.