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A book needs a plot- for a book without a plot is as a building without a frame. Thus, Twilight is the building, then we have the genius who decided to omit the frame. The Twilighters are those that attempt to do the impossible and stop its collapse, and - of course- the Antis are the Earthquakes.

Books without plots are meaningless - and they are all around us. Not just in Twilight, but when a meaningless book is made, its soul reincarnates as an everyday object. Twilight is what we scrape out of our ears, or flush down the toilet after much wriggling. Twilight is what we trickle into hospitals at a urine test. DO U TWITS LIKE TOTALLY WANT TO KNOW THAT STICKY HUMANPATVAMPPAT YOU GUSHED DOWN THE TOILET IS YOUR PRECIOUS EDWARD?! NO? ADVOCATE PLOTS.

On the subject of SYMBOLISM. YOU GUYS ALREADY HAVE IT WITH YOUR APPLE AND THAT SUCKS. NUFF SAID.

*Not scientifically proven, but all evidence points to this so one lone researcher decided it to be worth a mention.

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